kaitobird:

He grinned. “Probably! I could even draft a few others to join. And Akako’s pretty popular with the ladies too. It might be less awkward if she were made into a host instead of just a customer. Hm, but then she’d be around all the time…”

“I think you might underestimate just how much I’d like to avoid Koizumi-san… then again, perhaps being forced to work together would end up being advantageous…”

“Wait.. no, Kuroba-kun, we can’t have a host club. I don’t have time for that. Not if I’m to stay a detective…" 

kaitobird:

“That, among other things. Also if you want to be a host, maybe you can start up your own club here in this school.”

"A… host club at our high school? I’m not certain that it’s, ah, the right kind of audience… besides, Koizumi-san would probably visit and be unceasingly passive aggressive about it, which would be rather annoying.” He paused. “That said, you would likewise make an excellent host, I think.”