kaitobird:

“Of course we wouldn’t. Who do you think we are? Any good Kid would enter through the window. And I don’t spot any sort of pole in here.”

“ah… I haven’t installed one yet. It didn’t even occur to me until a few minutes ago. And… how did you get in? I didn’t even notice the window opening!”

“You sneakythief you…”

kaitobird:

hannah-shikari:

“That can be arranged…”

Hakuba

Hakuba

psst

this would be easier if you actually have that harem of KIDs at your disposal

multiple KIDs strip teasing in your office HAHAHAHA

you’re going to need a stripper’s pole in your office at this rate

/shot

/I’m going to die laughing omg

“Does it help that I know how to use one?”

“Perhaps… but you know, I’m hearing all of this talk and still no one’s come to my door…”

What would you do if, somehow, for some reason, someone stole your car?

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“That depends on if the bastard thieves have figured out that I have tracking devices hidden in the car. THREE of them! I would of course enlist the help of the police force to hunt them down and return my precious car to me, and then-”

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“And then I would have to find out why they stole me car so I could decide if I needed to take them to court to have them punished to the full extent of the law or if I should try to help them in their obviously desperate situation of need.”

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"But they BETTER not hurt my car!”