Six more have entered the bakery.

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She sat as gracefully as she could, not used to dealing with a person her age with such manners. She listened as he assured her of his delight in her company, managing to hold the pink in her face back to a minimum.

“You’re so nice! Trust me, my eclairs are delicious. That’s actually a fact, it’s in the encyclopedia and everything.” Grinning, only half-joking, Karin cupped her cheek in her left hand, which appeared to be her dominant, surprisingly to some, and listened to him speak. He had the most soothing, lilting voice she’d ever heard. It was as if every word he said was uttered with utmost conviction; like he didn’t say things he wasn’t sure of. She found herself almost in a trance just from the sound of his voice. Luckily, she was able to snap out of it upon being asked a question.

“Hope’s Peak is incredibly varied, yeah. I mean, I know a woodcarver, a movie critic, a class representative, a soccerplayer, a mermaid…” The girl laughed, shaking her head. “She’s not really a mermaid. But she’s sure good at pretending.”

“I’ll trust you on the reputation of your baking, but the proof, as they say,  lies in the pudding.” Hakuba smirked, tilting his head as he reached for the first of the eclairs – the chocolate one. He carefully tore it in half, doing all that he could to avoid getting sticky mess on his hands, and regarded it curiously. It certainly looked good. The texture of the pastry felt correct. It smell was, too. So far, so good.

“But, yes; I’m very impressed. All of that and at high school level? It sounds more like a university… but perhaps the classes aren’t focused on your individual skill sets… You, already being an accomplished baker, wouldn’t necessarily benefit from specialized classes. I wonder if it’s the same for all students there…?”

The detective was thoughtful at this as he took a bite of the halved eclair. 

Oh God. She wasn’t kidding.

osakansax:

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…Easy there. You’ve got yourself a bit of a predicament, here…”

Hands immediately went to steady the half-Brit, and hoarfrost gaze took in what he could of injuries or any oddities. Never mind that nothing in his mind could be translated into his original language… free hand slipped to fish out his phone, dial 119, and then leave that matter for when he could hear the sirens… for now, Sazerac would need to do as much neutral tending as possible. “Take a good deep breath and give yourself a moment… any places where it hurts more?”

Eyes were affixed to that somewhat nasty welt on Hakuba’s forehead. Eyebrows furrowed, but apart from that his expression was relatively neutral…

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That voice. It didn’t match that face. No, no- it did. Hattori. Janus. One of the two. Hakuba moved into a sit with the given help and pulled a handkerchief from his pocket to press against his temple. 

“God…” he sighed. “No, just my head. I think I’ll be all right.”

English, too. Natural, no hesitation or halted words. The foreign detective winced. Slow breaths, collecting himself. “Thank you for the assistance, Mr. Hattori. I’ll admit that I’m more embarrassed than anything.” He opted for the safer name while he puzzled out just to whom he was speaking.

Janus or Hattori, the words he spoke calmed him. Damn that accent. Damn that smooth, sultry voice. It struck him then that it was both odd and kind that the Osakan had chosen to use English to speak to him – it made it far easier to concentrate. Which was good, considering the concussion. 

“…Oh dear.” Gentle press of two fingers against vitals. He wasn’t expecting to bump into the halfer on his way from a mission… but, leaving him to die of a possible aneurysm wasn’t exactly optimal.

Hakuba was alive. Plenty alive, really, and the touch against his skin stirred his consciousness. He groaned, sucking in a shuddering breath as he became aware of the bruises forming over his body. Hitting his head had been bad enough, but the stairs… Tumbling down those stairs had left their mark over his ribs, torso, arms – bruises. Whereas, the overhang left a nasty welt against his temple, which bled in a small, but steady stream.

Such a mundane way to get injured, really; not even a good story. Still, the detective opened his eyes and winced at the light, swallowing against the nausea from his spinning vision.

“Eh…?” Another grimace. “God…" 

M!A: Oh /no/, you appear to have bumped your head and as a tragic side effect, you’ve COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN THE JAPANESE LANGUAGE! My oh my! How tragic! Looks like you’ll be experiencing this amnesia for a whole /day/ before anything feels quite right again!

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The missing vocabulary will be quite the alarming thing to wake up to — when and if that happens. Oh Hakuba; didn’t you know that you’re too tall for a lot of those old Japanese stairwells? 

Someone has locked their keys in their vehicle. Describe how you might assist them.

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“At least on older model cars, it’s relatively simple to fish for the locking mechanism by pushing the necessary tool (a metal slip – police and security officers usually have these handy, though a coat hanger may do in a pinch) into the door through the window slot. If that doesn’t work, there are several other things that you can do, but that all depends on make/model of the car, insurance policies, available tools, and so on.”