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“I am not KID so that would be a no. Come on Haku-kun! Just a small cuddle.And a long term relationship…? I was kidding of course….” *whistles innocently* “Are you sure you are no one’s bitch?”

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“If you keep this up, I’ll get you arrested for one of over a hundred different crimes that I have verifiable evidence for. No, I am not anyone’s bitch. And I don’t see how suggesting such a thing and then playing about relationships as if this were a game would make me any more inclined to ‘cuddle’ with you. Honestly, Kuroba-san… I knew that you were obnoxious but…”

5. Friendship “Even if you don’t consider it Hakuba-kun~.” 7. To cuddle “need to pop that bubble of yours.” 8. A long term relationship “HAHAHAHAHAHAH JUST KIDDING. Maybe.” 12. Be my bitch “You mean you aren’t already?”

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“I am so entirely confused by the mixed signals in this response of yours, Kaitou-san…

"My friendship you potentially already have, or would if you would accept the fact that I know your secret identity and have been keeping it safe. 

"Cuddling could be acceptable, yes, in the right circumstances. Such as a long term relationship, which you… may or may not… want?

"And, pardon, Kaitou-san, but I am no person’s ‘bitch.’