ahotoxin:

it’s already the 29th of august in manila sO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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SAGURU HAKUBITCH

i’m kidding

but not really

but actually am

ANYWAY “kidding” ASIDE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAGURU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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“…I am no person’s ‘bitch.’ Why does everyone keep saying that?”

Of all the things he’d expected when he snuck through Hakuba’s window that night, it wasn’t this. Indigo eyes widened momentarily at the state the detective was in and not even a second later, he was crouching next to the couch, tugging a white glove off and placing a hand on the flushed blonde’s forehead to check his temperature, the three roses he’d been carrying now lying forgotten on the floor. 

“Really, detective, you need to take better care of yourself,” Kaitou muttered, frowning in concern as he carefully scanned Hakuba up and down. He knew he’d had a lot of work lately, what with cases, school and Kid’s heists – and god did Kaitou feel bad about how many of those he’d pulled lately now – and it wouldn’t surprise him at all if Hakuba had put off sleep for all of that. Again.

For god’s sake. 

The thief straightened back up after a few minutes and then, with one final glance at the blonde, marched out of the room. He had things to do. Things that included finding plenty of blankets and pillows, carrying Hakuba over to the bed which had to be much more comfortable than the couch, making soup and trying to convince Hakuba that, no, it wasn’t going to turn his tongue and teeth blue. 

Which would be hilarious, by the way, and something Kaitou filed away for later, but hardly something he’d do now.

There was a time for everything, Kaitou thought as he wandered back into the room with a bottle of painkillers in his hand, and right now, it was making sure that the detective got better. 

He’d return with more roses, gifts and pranks after that. 

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“Aw, Kaitou-san, this is incredibly sweet. I love that you’ve incorporated this into the story arc that we’ve been working on. Nice use of details with the roses and, ah, pointing out that I work too hard for it to be healthy. I particularly like the mention of all of the Kid heists; this puts some of the guilt on you (which makes you much more sympathetic and relateable, since you are clearly feeling bad about it), and thoroughly justifies my apparent need to destroy myself through work. 

"I’m not certain how I feel about the mention of soup that would turn my mouth blue… Clearly wouldn’t be used in this instance, but would you really do that to me, Kaitou-san, in a different situation? Tsk, tsk! 

”…also, can you even carry me? I’m much taller than you. But, then again, you are very strong for your size and also very stubborn. Adrenaline, perhaps? I’ve always wondered that. But perhaps I’m not fully unconscious and could assist with that.

“Despite that we already have several open threads, I could easily see this being a very interesting scene to continue. Were we to, I imagine my response would be something along these lines:

By the time Kaitou returned, Hakuba was back to shivering again. Not just a vague tremble here or there, but hard, full-body shivering with each breath. The feverish haze brought an almost hazel color to his half-lidded eyes, dismissing the chocolate-and-honey of his regular gaze. He certainly looked exhausted, as Kaitou had thought. Flushed, body weak..

Too many long nights. Too much evidence pointing at the other secrets that he’s been harboring. The silver lighter, normally tucked away so carefully into his inner jacket pocket, teetered dangerously over the hem of the fabric. This was held up by the opened pack of cigarettes further in into the hidden pocket, that he’d never shown to anyone. 

The hands that had touched him earlier had comforted him, even though Hakuba didn’t – couldn’t, really, – respond to that effect. 

"Something like that, at any rate. Ahem. For your score, I’ll give you a 9/10, simply because 10 is near impossible to achieve and… how do I know for sure that you’d read me bedtime stories once you got me settled in? I think only time will tell!”

harajukuharuspex:

Akira found herself torn between laughter and pity; she settled for covering her mouth to stifle any sound that may escape as she switched legs. They completed the position and she whispered back, “Nothing really. Just involves combining balance, flexibility, and sweat.” For as the class progressed to more complex positions, contorting their spines (poor Hakuba, six feet, or nearly that, and trying to match the movements of a person of smaller stature such as herself), the room’s temperature rose to a balmy forty-one degrees Celsius.

At the class’s conclusion, Akira smiled at Hakuba, who was flushed with exertion. “First class is always the toughest. Welllll, actually the second class sucks. And the third. But everything after that is a breeze!” She hoped he would come back for a second or even third class; she could use the companionship.

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“You know what? After hot yoga, I am always dying of heat, and I’m feeling pretty good about myself for exercising of my own free will. I like frozen yogurt. Would you be so kind as to join me?”

"Frozen yogurt?”  Hakuba found the ability to string the words together somewhat taxing after such a long and torturous class. Embarrassment was the feeling of the day, and his cheeks hadn’t lost any of their color, even  after several minutes of cool down.

Yet, as embarrassed as he was and as much as he wanted to crawl home, shower, and never come out from under his covers again, he had to admit that frozen yogurt did sound fairly tempting. 

“If you haven’t lost all faith in me as a human being and still wish to be seen with me in a public setting then sure, yes, I will accompany you to get frozen yogurt." 

The detective sighed, He didn’t want to go back to yoga ever again, least especially after having taken the class. But he didn’t want to give up what Baaya was holding over him, and Akira seemed like a really nice person, despite whatever crazy possessed her to willingly return to class each week. 

Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad. Maybe the frozen yogurt would make it completely worth it. Or, perhaps, the chance to make a new friend. 

All were interesting possibilities… so he shrugged. If she was okay with him, so be it. They’d go get frozen yogurt. But that didn’t mean that he would ever have to come back to class again.

Hot yoga was over.

Heiji checked his temperature with the back of his hand before applying the cold compress. He took a seat on the couch, watching over Hakuba. Dinner would arrive shortly; delivery, since Heiji didn’t want to take the chance of accidentally poisoning the other detective.

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“Ah, Hattori-san! Very good. You definitely get bonus points for mentioning that you can’t cook. Your willingness to not kill me is very sweet and appreciated. I’m curious to see what you would do once the food arrived… or if I fell unconscious? Perhaps if I had fever dreams? It would be interesting to play out and find out. Such a scene might play out as thus:

Hakuba shuddered, half-closed eyes only barely making sense of what he saw through the haze. He thought that he’d heard Hattori Heiji’s voice, but he couldn’t be sure. Nothing made sense in his head, which throbbed with pain of that heated fever. Coherent thoughts slipped in snatches, just out of reach. All that he could see for sure was the fire and the hot ash in the fireplace. He swallowed hard against the lump in his throat, fingers curling in a white-knuckled grip against the couch. “Nnn…” he managed, voice hoarse. “No..” 

"Ta da! All right. For your final score I will give you a 6/10. Mostly because you’re Hattori-san and I’m not entirely convinced that you would coddle me so much as demand that I just "get better” — but you’re welcome to prove me wrong.“

So what are your thoughts on the mun suddently being turned into a bird? Also do you plan on giving her any birthday wishes?

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“It’s, ah, a little bit strange… but I have seen MUCH stranger things while here on tumblr. She’s mostly been perching on my shoulder and trying to nest in my hair, which is also very odd, but… not so bad. Watson is unhappy, however." 

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"As for birthday wishes, of course!”