“That depends on if the bastard thieves have figured out that I have tracking devices hidden in the car. THREE of them! I would of course enlist the help of the police force to hunt them down and return my precious car to me, and then-”

“And then I would have to find out why they stole me car so I could decide if I needed to take them to court to have them punished to the full extent of the law or if I should try to help them in their obviously desperate situation of need.”

"But they BETTER not hurt my car!”