that last line, me, so much right nowshe’ll look like a mental hospital patient escapee. Hakuba will headbutt all the suspicious looking people for youEVEN WITH THE PRETTY FLOWER CROWNThis is literally my favorite thing ever I can’t functionFlowER CROWN OF BADASS STRENGTHBAAAAAAA *petals fall majestically as he charges*
The goat responds with the driest look imaginable.
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The goat does not believe you.
Hakubaaa is glad that he can be a source of such amusement.
“Actually… well, that depends on how I end up going, I suppose. If I’m to be murdered, I definitely want it to be the sort of culprit-victim relationship where they know me, almost intimately so, and there’s a lot of tension and build up and wondering when it will happen… and when it does, it’s so personal and cruel that there is a sort of resolution and finality unparalleled…”
“But, ah, if I’m to be hit by a bus or something, let it be a surprise. That doesn’t sound terribly interesting at all.”
“Relax, Hakuba. It will be okay. If need be, I could mimic you and make it look like you went on a trip or another and will be away for how long you’re stuck like this.”
If the goat could, he might have made a face much like this: 
But since he was a goat, he continued to look as he had been, only with a tilt of his head and ears perking forward.
He did not really want KID living in his house and being in his bedroom unattended. There were secrets there. Lots of secrets. But then, KID said that he could talk about going away… and he did, often, leave for a couple of days for case work…
So the goat nodded and frowned as best as a goat can.
“Aww, thank you, Hakuba.” He continued scratching. “How’s your family gonna take you as a goat, though?“ A few plans in the back of KID’s mind started forming, just in case.
Hakubaaa had no answer for this question. It was a troubling mystery indeed. His father was not likely to be accepting of a goat in the house, though his mum may find it charming… perhaps because his father would not appreciate it.
The goat thus hung his head in shame and dug at the ground with a hoof, fretting as per the norm.
“Watson… was this your doing? I have replies to write. Very serious roleplay replies. Things with tension and drama and sex-appeal. What is this nonsense with the goats? Why is everything so… so silly? THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD INTENDED!”
Watson thinks that the mun may need to lighten up a tad. Comedic relief is sometimes important, especially after a rather melodramatic journal entry about committing fraud on behalf of a murderer working for the organization that is out to destroy the lives of the people he cares about.
Also, didn’t Watson tell everyone a while ago not to do drugs? What is her master up to, honestly?
KID decided now was a good time to start scratching behind Hakuba’s ears.
Meanwhile, Hakubaaa decided it would be beneficial to take advantage of the situation and give KID a kiss.
