“B-BAAYAAA! I NEED YOU! HELP!”

“Young Master, what in –  WHAT IN THE BLOODY BLUE BLAZES DID YOU DO?!”

“I didn’t do ANYTHING.”

“…you look a bit like one of those… Japanese anime characters now.”

“Baaya. Please. You are not helping and I specifically requested help.”

“Yes, yes, of course… We definitely don’t want your father to see.”

So much shuddering.