“Ah… Well, it… The dirtiest one? It’s a little, ah, difficult to… just… describe. There are lots of factors and elements that play into it. Ah, specific details, I mean. And may or may not involve certain other detectives. And…”
“I envision a hotel. Resort hotel, specifically. White sands. All-inclusive. Some kind of an event – those details aren’t really important – but Kudou-san is there… I suppose it would be like the Koushien, with Kudou-san actually attending. Myself, Kudou-san, and Ha-Hattori-san hired and asked to attend. So, this hotel, and it’s the evening before we’re to meet our client… and Kudou-san has asked me to have tea with him to discuss the letters I’ve sent that he never got around replying to… which sends Hattori-san off in a huff…"
"A-anyway, we have tea and it’s lovely. And we make plans to meet up back in Tokyo. But he decides to go check on Hattori-san and I head up to my room to get ready for the evening, and run into Hattori there, in the elevator… and he, ah… is furious, you see. Territorial over his friend (that he doesn’t deserve, I might add). We get into an argument. A heated… argument and he… pushes me up against the wall and… Tensions… Leading to…"
"And then, arriving at the top floor, we are surprised to find Kudou who… Ah, wait, I think this is slightly out of order..”
“Perhaps it was the dance, first… I think we were hired to investigate something during an event… Despite the heated arguments and tension before, the three of us fanned out to investigate the crowd, mixing and mingling… Wait, no…”
“Something about deductive reasoning and showing Hattori-san that he can’t just push me around, even though the time in the elevator… Well, I have to prove that I can be dominant, too, by…”
“…defending my fellow detectives… from a secret assassination group sent by an underground criminal organization from London!”
“And it turns out that Kaitou KID was our client all along, and knew that I would be the best to protect us all from the threat.”
“Somehow, we end up back at my suite and, with plenty of drinks to go around, the four of us… Ah, well… So much youthful energy."
"Next question, please.”