“I see your point. Cookies in large amounts can be so sinister. What if the gifter was trying to give you diabetes from such a large sugar dose? Or perhaps they think you have a nut allergy and put walnuts in them?”
“Stranger things have happened… I suspect that they wanted to ruin my trim figure somehow, but honestly, how can anyone be expected to eat three hundred cookies on their own…? I suppose they could have known that I would over-analyze the gesture and spend all night running in circles… perhaps that was their sinister intent: to drive me to madness.”