“Driven insane by baked goods. You know, that’s just crazy enough that I can actually see that happening. I think it’s more likely someone wanted to send you into a sugar coma and make you gain a few pounds. Then you could be the Doughy Detective. I will admit though, that would’ve been a good means of misdirection if someone wanted you distracted.”
“I… shall have to watch out for that, then. Both the distractions, and the induction of sugar comas… Doughy Detective? No, thank you. I keep a strict diet regimen to ensure that I can have my tea just as I like it…"
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"Do you think that I’m too uptight, Kuroba-kun?"