1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?
Monthly Archives: June 2013
What inspires You?
“The honest, hard-working men and women of the police force. No administration is perfect, but I know that – for the most part – they do their best. No matter how difficult it gets, they strive to protect, serve, and do what they believe is right."
The thief arched a brow of his own at the lack of reaction, but he easily hid any disappointment behind a well trained pokerface and merely offered the detective a grin and a bow.
And then he took that final step over the edge and disappeared from view.
With practiced motions that he didn’t even need to think about anymore, KID released his glider and shot a brief glance back towards the roof. With no one nearby to see his face, he let his expression drop into a frown as a disappointed sigh left his lips, before he turned his attention straight ahead again, concentrating on letting the wind take him home.
And here he’d hoped he’d be able to relieve at least some of his boredom. But, apparently, lady Luck wasn’t on his side tonight.
At least not yet.
Hakuba turned from the thief to return to the scene of the crime, offering reports and statements and all of that bureaucratic nonsense necessary to absolve himself of responsibility for the unsuccessful evening. At least, it all looked good on paper, which is really all the administrations wanted. The detective himself, however, and the good officers around him, all felt that same bitter defeat even so.
Well, almost.
When the work was done, Hakuba went home and packed a duffel bag, and convinced Baaya to give him a ride.
“I’d rather not drive when I’m this distraught, Baaya.”
“…Are you sure you wouldn’t just rather stay home and sleep, young master?”
“Yes, I’m sure. I don’t think I could sleep. Besides, I promised Kuroba-kun that I’d help him with his studies. I’m not going to be made into a liar just because that bastard thief managed to get away again.”
“If you’re certain…”
And that is how Hakuba ended up on the walk in front of the Kuroba household, bag over his shoulder, expression determined and grim. All that was left was to get through the door.
He waited until Baaya drove away before walking straight up to it and knocking, then waited. Although his stoic expression hid it well, the detective could not wait to see Kaito’s reaction to this new and dastardly tactic of attack.
She trotted after him, curious now. She used rejuvenation every so often as she walked, producing vegetation in some of the bare patches near the path. Given the smell, it was likely people brought their dogs around here on occasion.
Though her curiosity was now piqued even more. He didn’t go to the shrines? Yet he had that smell of some purified object with him. Curious. Still, he reminded her of Waka, between the odd accent that didn’t match anything else she’d heard before and the blond hair.
It was a little further up the trail that Hakuba finally decided to stop. There was a grassy incline with large stones, warmed from the filtered heat of the sun, perfect for perching upon. He crossed over the red-stained wooden trail marker on the side and climbed up to the rock, sitting down with the briefcase in his lap.
Then he paused, glancing back. Something white? A dog, perhaps, further down the trail. Hakuba couldn’t be sure. He only hoped that the animal wasn’t lost. Still watching, he took a sip from the coffee cup and winced. Still too hot.
A hum passed his lips and he cocked his head to the side, slightly, as if actually considering the request – but anyone who knew the thief would know he was merely teasing and, a few moments later, that familiar, toothy smirk settled on his lips. “I’m afraid I won’t be able to comply with that. My most sincerest apologies.“
Kaitou lowered his arm, the sapphire easily slipping into his pocket. And then he began to move, backing towards the edge of the roof with his gaze still locked on Hakuba and one hand raised in a casual wave. “Until next time, detective?”
It was not a good night to tease the foreign detective, and he raised an incredulous brow at Kaitou to show it. But he didn’t move, standing his ground, watching the thief with clenched fists.
“…yes, until next time, monsieur voleur.”
Which would be soon, as Hakuba knew where Kuroba Kaito lived.
Of Crimson, Tigers, and Birdwatching
“Yeah, tell that to my hospital bill…” Kaito sat on the bed, shirtless. And, yeah, seemed like everything lately was going to hell, wasn’t it? He’d have a meltdown if he knew even more about that Bell Tree train mess or about Sazerac.
Hands behind his head, Kaito got up and followed Hakuba. What was with Hakuba lately and drinking? Not that he was tactless, but it was bothering him.
Hakuba plucked his suit jacket from the couch and unlocked the balcony, using his shoulder to push the sliding glass door open afterward. He knew that Kaito was following him, but he didn’t bother to argue. Kaito was stubborn, as himself and as KID, and probably wouldn’t listen anyway.
Out onto the balcony, Hakuba leaned against the concrete balcony rail, taking a swig of scotch straight from the bottle before setting it down on the ledge. Then, after a grimace and sharp exhale from the alcohol, he rummaged through his suit jacket and produced a pack of cigarettes – only to hesitate and push them back in their place. This was a non-smoking section of hotel. So instead he brought out the silver lighter and flicked it on and off uselessly. Brooding.
whiteknighthakuba started following you
“Detective. What a surprise. If you’re here for the Lotus sapphire, I’m afraid you might be, ah…” A grin curled at his lips as he rolled the small gem between his fingers with practiced ease. “…A little too late.”
God, not this again.
Hakuba took in a calming breath,then let it out wearily, watching the thief. “As usual, yes, I understand that. However, my punctuality is not the issue here-” well, it had bothered him that he, yet again, hadn’t managed to figure out all of the clues and leaps in logic ahead of time to be there EARLY, but “- it’s the matter of your criminal antics. I know you’re simply going to return the gem anyway, so if you could kindly hand it over now we can get all of this nonsense over and done with.”
Yes, return the gem, not capture the thief. That would go over well.
Magic Anons
Gift: What’s this! Muse found something strange on their doorstep and must keep it with them for at least six hours. Anon decides what it is they find.
Soul: Muse has become soul-bound to someone’s s muse for a maximum of one week! Muse must send the other person at least 3 asks a day, and cannot deny any request given by that muse for at least three days. Anon decided who they’re bound to. (negated if the other muse doesn’t agree.)
Devotion: But my dear, I love you! Something has caused my muse to become overcome with an overwhelming need to prove their love to something or someone. Anon decides the duration, and who or what muse is in love with.
Wings:You can fly! Muse sprouts wings for up to a maximum of two weeks. Anon gets to choose how big they are( chicken wings anyone?)
Storm: A tiny storm cloud has decided to torment muse. Anon decides duration and the type of storm! It can be a regular storm, or you can have it rain something random. Rain rain, go away!
Glass: I knew those mime classes would pay off someday! Muse is stuck in an invisible ‘glass box’ for any duration the anon chooses.
Glamour: Muse thinks they are a famous celebrity or royalty for any duration the anon chooses up to one week. It’s simply fabulous darling~
Jealous: Muse becomes extremely jealous of another muse for an extremely ridiculous reason of the anon’s choosing. Can last up to five days max.
Power: Fear me mortals, for I am almighty! Mwahaha. Muse goes mad with power for as long as the anon wants.
Chaos: It’s a mad house! A mad house I say! Muse’s personality gets flipped backwards for three days. The timid turn mighty, the charismatic turn into downers, and straight characters get to kiss a girl/boy and like it.
Sin: Put this and one of the seven sins in muse’s ask box, and they’ll be consumed by it for five days. Gluttony, lust, pride, envy, greed, sloth, and wrath. Pick your poison~
Mirror: Muse turns into a narcissist for 24 hours. If they see another muse of the same character they have to flirt with them at least once.
Skin: Take it off! Muse’s clothes have gone missing for any duration of the anon’s choosing up to one week!
Tears: Muse can’t stop crying. Anon decides for how long and for what reason they cry. I didn’t mean to spill the milk! ;o;
Mercy: Groveling time! Muse thinks they’ve done something wrong and need to apologize for everything and beg forgiveness.
Child: Do you know where my Mommy is? Muse turns into a toddler for a week.
Pride:Muse feels an inescapable need to boast about everything they do, even normal things. I mad toast this morning, how kickass am I?
Lie: Oh no, Pinocchio! Muse can’t lie for however long anon decides.
Master: Muse must be submissive and give into any demands they’re given for 5 hours. I’ll do anything to please you…Master.
Addiction: WHERE MY DRUGS AT MAN. Muse is addicted to a substance of some kind for 24 hours. Anon decided what they’re addicted to.
Blood: You monster. Muse is a blood thirsty sociopath for 24 hours.
Justice: Muse thinks they’re a superhero for however long the anon decides, and they must ‘save’ everything! Jeeze, these tights are tight!
Regret: Muse regrets everything they do for five hours. Oh the shame!
Mask: Costume party? Muse is stuck wearing a costume of the anons choice for a up to a week.
Secret: Muse cannot speak the truth for 24 hours, thinking they’ll let slip an important secret! Hide the documents!
Grieve: Muse thinks that someone or something they care for is gone forever, and will ignore any evidence to the contrary. Anon specify how long it lasts.
Moon: One small step for man,a giant leap for muse-kind. Muse must live in zero-gravity for 24 hours.
Silence: What did you say? Muse goes mute and can only communicate in gifs and descriptive text. No dialogue. Anon decides duration.
Pray: Muse is tormented by spirits/is an spirit for 24 hours. if they become an spirit, they cannot be seen, and must haunt someones askbox until they turn back.
Pure: Sex? What’s that? Muse suddenly has the mentality of a three year old, and can’t understand anything ‘adult’. Anon decides the duration.
Hate: Muse suddenly despises someone or something they previously liked, for 24 hours. Anon decides who or what they hate.
Snow: Jack Frost isn’t whose nipping at your nose~ Muse is inexplicably turned into a winter spirit for three days. He can’t be seen by anyone during this time.
Cold: I’m covered in purple spots! Muse is sick for the next week. Anon decides how severe the illness is and what symptoms.
Beauty: Man, I feel like a …woman? Muse suddenly switches genders. Anon decides the duration.
Twisted: Muse is turned into an evil version of themselves, or if bad, they turn good. Through the looking glass.
Obsession: Muse is being followed by an obsessive stalker who is slowly going crazier and crazier. Anon decides for how long.
Break: My Leg! Muse has broken their leg and now needs help to take care of themselves and get around. Lasts for a week.
Control: Muse loses control of their actions and are controlled by an outside force. Anon decides for how long and whether the outside force controlling the muse is good or not.
Scar: Muse is now planning to overthrow a kingdom or ruling party in their universe. Lasts for 24 hours.
Fall: Oh no, a cliff hanger! Muse if trapped on the side of a cliff or somewhere high up with no way of escaping. Lasts for 3 days.
Same: Muse is suddenly turned into another character! Anon decides who they now look like and for how long.
Someone: Now you’re just somebody that I used to know~ Muse cannot remember anything about a single person for one week. Anon decides who it is they cannot remember.
Love: Muse is suddenly madly in love with another person! Anon decides who it is. If already in love with that person, they fall out of it. All is fair in love and war after all!
Conflict: Muse suddenly feels as if they are in the middle of a massive war! Anon decides for how long. Get your guns!
Morning: Oh shit,is there a tiger in the bathroom?! Muse wakes up the morning after a rough night of drinking, and has no idea what is going on. Lasts for one week or until the muse figures out what happened last night.
Night: A wishing star! Anon gets to make a wish and muse has to accommodate it.
Pale: Muse becomes a vampire (and not the sparkly variety) for 3 days. Anon gets to decide if they are the regular blood sucking variety, or if they crave something different. Well this sucks.
Sorrow: Muse becomes incredibly depressed for 24 hours, and can only respond to things pessimistically. I’m a cup half empty kind of person.
Joy: I have cancer?Hurray! Muse is extremely peppy/hyperactive and reacts to everything in an inappropriately happy way.
Pain: Muse is in an extremely large amount of pain for no apparent or fixable reason. Put me out of my misery.
Fear: Anon gets to name something, and muse will have an extremely debilitating phobia of it for one week. Bonus points if it’s something ridiculous.
Rage: Muse becomes consumed in an uncontrolable rage and goes on a rampage in other people’s ask boxes for 24 hours. MUSE SMASH!
Terrible: Something bad happens to muse. Anon decides what it is.
Game: Muse is somehow cast into a Hunger Games type scenario, and if they somehow survive they get a fabulous prize. Anon decides what prize they get if they win.
Gun: I’m going to jump it! Anon tells muse a word and a character, and they make an unreasonable assumption based on it.
Mess: Muse is now filthy and needs someone to help them clean off. You dirty boy you!
Hero: Muse is put into a dangerous situation and can only be saved by another person. Anon decides what the situation is. I need a hero!
Memory: Dude where’s my….who am I again? Muse loses there memory and can’t remember anything at all. Anon decides the duration.
Exile: You’ve been kicked off the island. Muse is exiled from their home.
Dress: Muse has to wear clothes from the opposite gender for three days. If muse is male, they muse wear a flamboyant dress. If muse is female, they wear a man’s tux or suit. This includes underwear as well. Feel the breeze!
Leather: Muse must wear a leash and collar for three days. If an RPer sends this, they must be their slave for those three days. Be gentle with me…
Treasure: Muse finds a treasure map and becomes a pirate! Anon decides the duration. A pirates life for me~
Hidden: Something important of the muse’s can be lost. It can be something they own, or something they’ve given another character. Where did I put that again?
Dirty: Muse becomes a sexual deviant for 5 hours. Spread ’em baby~
Water: SHARKS! Muse becomes lost at sea for one week.
Legend: Muse has to go on a quest to find a legendary treasure. It is dangerous and extremely hard to get to, guarded by a dragon. Anon decides what the treasure is.
Fire: Burn, baby, burn! Muse breathes fire whenever they open their mouths for the next 24 hours.
Paradise: Muse is stuck on a deserted island by themselves for one week. At least I have you Winston.
White: Muse is stuck in the white room of an insane asylum for 24 hours. I’m not crazy! The purple ferrets are!
Breathe: Muse is a mermaid.merman for three days, and can’t breathe above water. Under the sea~
Find: No leaving the nest! Muse is found by a curious giant bird and it adopts them for three days.
Dance: Muse must dance with everyone they see for 24 hours. Everybody salsa!
Roses: Muse must propose to everyone they see, regardless of gender or species, for 24 hours. Will you be mine?
Black: Muse does blind for one week. Who turned out the lights?
Heart: You assume I care why? Muse cannot feel or express any emotions for 24 hours.
Red: Muse is easily flustered and skittish. Anon decides for how long. S-senpai noticed m-m-me!
Murder: Don’t shoot! Muse is paranoid and thinks a serial killer is stalking them for three days.
Worthless: Muse becomes completely powerless for three days! If muse is normally powerless, they get super strength for thee days! Why am I so pointless?
Relax: Muse wins a vacation to somewhere exotic and gets to take another person with them. Spring break woohoo!
Ocean: Muse is turned into a sea creature. Anon decides what kind, and for how long. Under the sea~
Winter: Ice burn! Muse is now lost in a snow storm and must survive for three days!
Bed: Muse now has narcolepsy and falls asleep at random for three days.
Nighty night!
Call: Muse is suddenly feral and acts like wild animal. Alternatively, they actually become a wild animal.Anon decides for how long. It’s the call of the wild!
Return: Someone from Muse’s past comes back. I missed you!
Shy: Muse is incredibly shy and clingy for three days. Don’t l-look at m-me like that S-senpai-san.
Fast: Muse is suddenly unable to stop moving, and must run constantly. Anon decides on the duration.
Alone: I’m so lonely without you…Muse is stuck alone as the only survivor in a deserted city for three days.
Enjoy: Muse is easily entertained by something stupid for 24 hours. Anon decides what it is.
Wait: Muse is promised their greatest wish if they can wait, but they cannot interact with the person they love while they do. Anon decides how long it lasts.
Mild: Super spicy! Muse feels like their mouth is on fire and only kisses make it stop. Anon decides how long it lasts.
Tired: Muse is suddenly very drowsy and lethargic and feels the need to cuddle with everyone, even their enemies. Muse decides duration. I think I need a hug.
Favorite: A favorite thing of Muse’s is destroyed or Muse can no longer get to it. Anon decides what that favorite is and for how long.
Eyes: Muse has lost their depth perception and balance for 24 hours. I can’t see straight!
Pet: Me-OW! Muse is turned into an animal of some kind for three days.
Eat: Muse get’s the stomach flu, and is unable to eat without being forced to vomit it back up again for three days. I don’t feel so hot.
Easy: Muse now has extreme difficulty doing something they are normally good at. But WHY can’t I repeat the alphabet?
Book: Quiet in the library! Muse is now stuck inside a storybook, and what happens is decided by the askbox. Lasts until the story finishes.
Different: Something obvious about muse is different from normal, such as their hair being a new color, or their clothes suddenly shifting to something unusual. Change is good.
Home: Muse is deluded into thinking they are now in a family with someone, and insists on ‘playing family’ with them for three days. The twist-they think they are the opposite role than they should be, as in =male muse is mommy, female muse is daddy, child muse is the parent.Now put the apron on!
Complete: Muse must be in a relationship with someone or they begin to have a panic attack. Lasts for however long the anon wants.
Some Nights (blackfeatherswhitedoves)
A costume shop? Perfect. KID allowed himself a smile at the shop. “That should do nicely. Let’s hurry; I don’t know how much time we have before they find us. It’s better to not find out.“
KID took Hakuba’s wrist and started in that direction, now more sure of where they were going. Luckily as his hang-glider was abandoned, he didn’t have a cape trailing behind them to give them away. Only the sounds of their shoes on the pavement, though that would’ve been easily muffled by any passing cars had there been any. Still, they were out in the open, and KID didn’t like that at all.
Hakuba tried to avoid showing his irritation at being dragged through the city, but it was very, very difficult. He kept up, quickly losing steam, though his stubborn determination kept his legs moving. "Just look for the bicycle shop,” he said, huffing. “The stairs will be right next to it."
Further down the street, the edge of said repair shop was visible just around a block corner. They would have to cross an open street to get there, but it was in sight.
Of Crimson, Tigers, and Birdwatching
“I’m being serious. You have enough on your plate already between Pandora and the ravens and everything else. Making up stories about dragons would be in bad form, to say the least.”
He noted the scars down Hakuba’s back. Those weren’t any pattern he’d seen before, certainly not something caused by garden variety detective work. He got up and started getting dressed as well. It would be wisest if Hakuba weren’t irritated when asking about that.
“Dragons aren’t real."
Hakuba stood up and snatched his shirt from the nightstand, slipping his arms into the sleeves. His efforts stop there, and he looks back over his shoulder to Kaito. ”The world is getting knackered all around me and I haven’t figured out where I fit. Go back to bed. I’m not leaving. I just need… some fresh air, all right?“
He walked toward the balcony, brushing past the coffee table en route to take the half-empty bottle of scotch with him.