If you’re a nice guy, now you’re bad. If you’re a bad guy, you’re now nice. If you’re somewhere in the middle, you’re now a fuckin’ cat.

“Ah, so I’ll be a criminal for three days? That’s somewhat concerning – but intriguing… What crimes shall I commit? Arson? Robbery? I wonder who will end up catching me before it’s ov-”

…

That was unexpected.