“You are seriously beginning to concern me, Kaitou-san… ah, I… I wish I… ah, no, this has to be some kind of a prank. God, I would remember if I had gone out with /you/. I would. I’ve (almost) never been /that/ drunk before… surely… Ah, come off it, just… ah…” Clearly anxious, Hakuba bit his lip and fished for his pocket notebook for some answers. “Let’s see here, ah.. when was the, ah, alleged adventure in question? And what, specifically did we supposedly do?”