Hakuba: Oh, good! You’re at work. Ready for another day of listening to nothing but Selena Gomez?
Me: …are you /sure/ that you’re not secretly a preteen girl?
Hakuba: Yes, very certain. Oh! Put that song on repeat, please.
Me: love you like a love song… well okay then…
Hakuba: and I keep hitting repeat-peat-pea-
Me: I’m trying to work, Hakuba.
Hakuba: Fine. Instead, I will tell you more about the amazingly attractive thief character who steals my main character’s heart and-
Me: ohgodstop I already have to listen to you talk about Kaitos all day!
Hakuba: He wears a red hoodie. And steals a kiss in a way that will make all of my readers /swoon/~
Me: letting you participate in NaNoWriMo was one of my worst ideas, I swear
Hakuba: It’s especially funny that it seems I’ve recently been followed by some other blogs that, tee hee, enhance his character…
Me: pleasestoptalking
Hakuba: He also wears a red, leopard-print cat suit yes.
Me: woaaahh I did /not/ need that mental imagery rhjekdijnfjke
Hakuba: :3!