Mun’s Theories:
who cooks normally?: Oooh, they’d totally have to share the responsibility. Okiya is a wonderful cook, as is Hakuba. In fact, I imagine that they sometimes spend entire weekends doing nothing but cooking and baking things and then giving them to everyone they know because they’ve made too much but oh wasn’t it fun? I imagine they have a flat screen in the kitchen for watching all of Gordon Ramsay’s shows while they do it, too.
how often do they fight?: Nothing but tender bickering and teasing. It’s very low-key.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Investigate things. Interrogations. I can see them being the type to really just… want to be around each other even for things like going to the bookstore. ‘Oh, look at this interesting thing, I never noticed that before.’ ‘Here is some trivia about this thing.’ ‘Fascinating!’
nicknames for each other?: ’Sensei’ for Okiya, ‘Kohai’ for Hakuba. Wow that’s awkward. Nono let’s fix this. Hmmm. What about… hmm… … … well, idk. They’re both srs business so whatever. We’re lucky they have sensei and kohai.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: …I betcha they go dutch except on special occasions. Too independent to let the other pay for them.
who steals the covers at night?: Hakuba, since he curls up next to/behind Okiya and bunches up the blankets in the process.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Books, cooking supplies, vacations.
who remembers things?: They both do and are meticulous about updating their paper and electronic calculators and schedules. So organized!
who cusses more?: Hakuba. At least out loud.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Quietly/calmly administer medical aid with generic, reassuring comments. They’d keep careful watch on each other to make sure things were healing but otherwise not fuss too much.
who kissed who first?: HMMM…. I’m gonna say it was Okiya on this one. Perhaps after a particularly difficult depression sink for Hakuba, with Okiya trying to cheer him up and then oops.
who made the first move?: Hakuba, when drunk. “Kohai, what are you-“
who started the relationship?: Okiya felt guilty for “taking advantage” of his kohai (who was definitely the guilty party here) and tried to make it right/honest by asking him out. YEP.
Hakuba’s Thoughts:
“Ah, mun, my sensei is older than I am and I’m fairly certain that he’s not interested in me… I mean, not that he’s unattractive – he’s a very handsome fellow and very smart and kind. But he’s my sensei. Though, now that I think about it, I do recall him filling out a meme in which he said that he preferred to marry me out of the list of people mentioned… because I needed looking after? That was sweet, I think, if not a little patronizing, but ah… … … …. … … Ah.”