Mun’s Theories:

who cooks normally?: Hakuba. He doesn’t trust Gin in the kitchen. If Vodka comes, too, they can team-cook. 

how often do they fight?: Never, though there are passive aggressive comments often. Overly apologetic to each other. 

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Work. You know, since Gin is an assassin and Hakuba is a detective, they sometimes cross paths but usually they have completely different business circles… 🙂 

nicknames for each other?: ’Tall’ for Gin, ‘Brit’ for Hakuba.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: They go back and forth. Hakuba always  pays for drinks, though.

who steals the covers at night?: GIN. And Hakuba is too afraid to ask for them back. He goes  blanketless most nights. 

what would they get each other for gifts?: Food. Always food. 

who remembers things?: Hakuba has to as Gin remembers nothing. Sends him constant reminders via text. ‘Don’t forget that you’re supposed to assassinate x target at this time! See you at home!’ 

who cusses more?: Hakuba, to fill the silence.  

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Take another trip to the ER. Sigh a lot. 

who kissed who first?: Gin kissed Hakuba first. They were likely drunk.

who made the first move?: …Hakuba, when he was drunk. (I didn’t even have to change this.)

who started the relationship?:  Gin, because Vermouth wouldn’t stop teasing him about it. But then, Vermouth’s teasing backfired because they united against her since she’s pretty much the worst, they say. And discuss often, sympathizing with each other one how mean she is. 

Hakuba’s Thoughts: 

“Could we at least get him a haircut or restyle or something? Perhaps take him outside once in a while?"