Mun’s Theories:

who cooks normally?: They eat out/get take out almost exclusively.

how often do they fight?: They are professional not-talkers about the problems. Fights are probably every six months or so and are awful.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Worry. Work. 

nicknames for each other?: ’Schatz’ for Hakuba, ‘Baron’ for Janus

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: They take turns.

who steals the covers at night?: JANUS. Mostly because he usually goes to bed first. 

what would they get each other for gifts?: Usually nothing. Weapons, maybe.  

who remembers things?: Hakuba. He offers gentle reminders from time to time. 

who cusses more?: Janus. Easily.  

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Get out the sutures and alcohol. 

who kissed who first?: …Hakuba, while drinking. 

who made the first move?: …Hakuba, when he was drunk. (I didn’t even have to change this – again.)

who started the relationship?:  Hakuba, because he couldn’t stand the jealousy of not knowing if Janus was going to get drunk and make mistakes with OTHER PEOPLE. 

Hakuba’s Thoughts: 

“It makes sense in a horrible sort of way… I wonder what tragedy will befall us next?"