“Adorable child, trust me: you don’t want to issue a detective like me a challenge like that. Have fun wrecking havoc tonight… but get back to being a good kid in the morning, all right?”

"And by that I mean to make sure to stay in school, do your homework, listen to your parents, stay away from drugs and alcohol, brush your teeth…”

"Mind the policemen, and of course, support your local charities!”