“‘m not his boyfriend, I dun even like the half-brit.”
Yeah, yeah, Honey, I know the official story, just ignore me if it makes you feel better~
“HE’S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!”
“Hattori just wishes he were my boyfriend, but clearly he is far too savage for me to even consider dating. It would be uncouth. I shudder to think what it would be like to take him anywhere within polite society…”