Psst: Three things that I’ve always wanted to tell you.
- I… I really have it bad for that white suit of yours.
- Sometimes I watch you during class and think about kissing you… it’s quite distracting.
- I’ve always wanted to try to tame your wild, wild… hair. No, really; I keep some styling gel and a comb in my bag, and I… I’ve been so sorely tempted, so many times, to just walk up and play hairstylist… but I somehow think that would be unwelcome and may, in fact, be regarded as inappropriate. Nevertheless, the struggle is real.