“See! You’d have done that, too! I think he did a good job!” Chuckles. “Except for the jeans.” Snickers. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen you in jeans.”
But I didn’t have time to go and nick your clothes… those jeans were all I had that fit your frame.
“But I guess none of the people interacting with you/him then knew that much.” Miracle that nosey little detective hadn’t caught on to that…
“Jeans are for riding horses and going camping… I only wear them when denim is the best for the task at hand, hence why you’ve never seen me in them, and likely never will.” Hmf. “The whole ensemble was atrocious, and I do not act so snobbish or haughty. It was a sloppy job and that’s all there is to it.”