{"id":9886,"date":"2016-01-08T04:46:22","date_gmt":"2016-01-08T04:46:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/08\/bipolar-berry-crunch-skyeofdragons\/"},"modified":"2018-12-04T13:43:31","modified_gmt":"2018-12-04T13:43:31","slug":"bipolar-berry-crunch-skyeofdragons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/08\/bipolar-berry-crunch-skyeofdragons\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-9886 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/08\/bipolar-berry-crunch-skyeofdragons\/attachment\/9887\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_o0lvp0VjbZ1tmslhgo1_540-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_o0lvp0VjbZ1tmslhgo1_540-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_o0lvp0VjbZ1tmslhgo1_540-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bipolar-berry-crunch.tumblr.com\/post\/136846299617\">bipolar-berry-crunch<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/skyeofdragons.tumblr.com\/post\/136843239435\">skyeofdragons<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bipolar-berry-crunch.tumblr.com\/post\/136841541537\">bipolar-berry-crunch<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>As penance for my behavior earlier, I leave you with this image of a shirtless man fighting coconut crabs with a stick.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t think he\u2019s winning.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That Man is incredibly stupid u can literally walk faster than them<br \/>Just pick one up n run, u got dinner and all ur fingers n toes, what\u2019s wrong with u<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Clearly this dude isn\u2019t particularly bright considering he ended up in this scenario in the first place. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>He kind of reminds me of Gordon Ramsay&hellip; maybe he just wants REALLY fresh crabs to cook&hellip;<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/cefe49c6592e76beec2054a75606b6ee\/tumblr_inline_o0majcnINm1qfmj9k_540.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bipolar-berry-crunch: skyeofdragons: bipolar-berry-crunch: As penance for my behavior earlier, I leave you with this image of a shirtless man fighting coconut crabs with a stick. I don\u2019t think he\u2019s winning. That Man is incredibly stupid u can literally walk faster than themJust pick one up n run, u got dinner and all ur fingers n &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/08\/bipolar-berry-crunch-skyeofdragons\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9886"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9886\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9888,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9886\/revisions\/9888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}