{"id":9853,"date":"2016-01-09T05:45:27","date_gmt":"2016-01-09T05:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/09\/sombramalamutt-arkhaeology-sombramalamutt\/"},"modified":"2016-01-09T05:45:27","modified_gmt":"2016-01-09T05:45:27","slug":"sombramalamutt-arkhaeology-sombramalamutt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/09\/sombramalamutt-arkhaeology-sombramalamutt\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

sombramalamutt<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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arkhaeology<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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sombramalamutt<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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arkhaeology<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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sombramalamutt<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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@arkhaeology<\/a>, what else am I supposed to think?!\u00a0 You know it\u2019s true!\u00a0 You draw yourself as a specific animal, it\u2019s your fursona.\u00a0 I don\u2019t make the rules!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I will fight you to the ends of the earth. Because where do we stop if it keeps going this way.<\/p>\n

Spider-man, a furry. Anubis, yeah, definitely a furry. America itself has an eagle furry waiting to happen. Please, show some compassion.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I mean I thought these things were common knowledge.\u00a0 While we\u2019re at it, Batman\u2019s a furry too.<\/p>\n

Furries are everywhere\u2026you can\u2019t escape us.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Batman is a furry. Like, that\u2019s not even deniable.<\/p>\n

I can and I will. Stop acting the foundations of society with your depravity. I refuse to let this go any further.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Well at least we agree on one thing.<\/p>\n

Look, you\u2019re just gonna have to learn to accept your new furred, feathered, and scaled overlords.\u00a0 Or just stop using animals as mascots and bases for superheroes and we won\u2019t assume they\u2019re furries.\u00a0 Either of those will work.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

It\u2019s just the way life works. We are all basically furries in the end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

sombramalamutt: arkhaeology: sombramalamutt: arkhaeology: sombramalamutt: @arkhaeology, what else am I supposed to think?!\u00a0 You know it\u2019s true!\u00a0 You draw yourself as a specific animal, it\u2019s your fursona.\u00a0 I don\u2019t make the rules! I will fight you to the ends of the earth. Because where do we stop if it keeps going this way. Spider-man, a … Continue reading <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9853"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9853\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}