{"id":9761,"date":"2016-01-14T07:12:55","date_gmt":"2016-01-14T07:12:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/14\/yipsinternally-dumbbirdyboy-isaac-blank\/"},"modified":"2018-12-04T13:27:28","modified_gmt":"2018-12-04T13:27:28","slug":"yipsinternally-dumbbirdyboy-isaac-blank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/14\/yipsinternally-dumbbirdyboy-isaac-blank\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-9761 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/14\/yipsinternally-dumbbirdyboy-isaac-blank\/attachment\/9762\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_n661dh8GEs1sofgb3o1_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_n661dh8GEs1sofgb3o1_500-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_n661dh8GEs1sofgb3o1_500-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/yipsinternally.tumblr.com\/post\/137255157556\">yipsinternally<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/dumbbirdyboy.tumblr.com\/post\/137249923216\">dumbbirdyboy<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/isaac-blank.tumblr.com\/post\/137248634529\">isaac-blank<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jack-the-lion.tumblr.com\/post\/137246521971\">jack-the-lion<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/sweet-soul-brotha.tumblr.com\/post\/136272486756\">sweet-soul-brotha<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/chocolatemarshmallowpenguin.tumblr.com\/post\/136118056758\">chocolatemarshmallowpenguin<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/scav-church.tumblr.com\/post\/86869349682\">scav-church<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Well?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I think  I just killed my foot<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Back of the neck. RIP me<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>My TV is dead! D\u2019X<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>i just shot myself in the dick<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>There goes my left lung<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>My right lower leg is goneee<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I just shot myself in the throat, apparently. Uh. Why <i>was<\/i>\u00a0my hand wrapped around my throat just now, anyway?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>yipsinternally: dumbbirdyboy: isaac-blank: jack-the-lion: sweet-soul-brotha: chocolatemarshmallowpenguin: scav-church: Well? I think I just killed my foot Back of the neck. RIP me My TV is dead! D\u2019X i just shot myself in the dick There goes my left lung My right lower leg is goneee I just shot myself in the throat, apparently. Uh. Why was\u00a0my &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/14\/yipsinternally-dumbbirdyboy-isaac-blank\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1161,3461],"class_list":["post-9761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-guns","tag-suicide","post_format-post-format-gallery","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9761"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9763,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9761\/revisions\/9763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}