{"id":9711,"date":"2016-01-16T20:29:28","date_gmt":"2016-01-16T20:29:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/16\/skidar-kyogre-blue\/"},"modified":"2016-01-16T20:29:28","modified_gmt":"2016-01-16T20:29:28","slug":"skidar-kyogre-blue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/16\/skidar-kyogre-blue\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

skidar<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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kyogre-blue<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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overlycaffeinateddreamer<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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faun-songs<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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knightarcana<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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deamortis66<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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IM LAUGHING SO HARD I DIDNT THINK SEXUAL DESIRE WAS A REAL THING LIKE I ALWAYS SAW PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY WANTED SEX BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING OR EXAGGERATING OR SOMETHING THATS WHY IT WAS SO HARD FOR ME TO REALIZE I WAS ACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WENT WITHOUT SAYING SEX ISNT THAT IMPORTANT IM 19 YEARS OLD I CANT STOP LAUGHING LITERALLY 99% OF THE POPULATION EXPERIENCES SEXUAL DESIRE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This is pretty much the definition of being an ace person, tbh, and I\u2019m so glad.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#I thought it was an exaggeration for literal years<\/a>\u00a0(via sonickitty<\/a>)<\/p>\n

this is literally the #that sounds fake but okay<\/i> meme im dying<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#ME#I THOUGHT SEXUAL ATTRACTION WAS RARE#AKA#HOW TO FIND OUT YOU\u2019RE DEMI (via @miseryauthoress)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Honestly, every single cheating plotline never made sense because\u00a0\u201cbut why do you have<\/i> to have sex with them? just don\u2019t??\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

^^^^ Every single cheating plot line ever<\/b> I was like: What is so hard about keeping your pants on what is your problem??<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

skidar: kyogre-blue: overlycaffeinateddreamer: faun-songs: knightarcana: deamortis66: IM LAUGHING SO HARD I DIDNT THINK SEXUAL DESIRE WAS A REAL THING LIKE I ALWAYS SAW PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY WANTED SEX BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING OR EXAGGERATING OR SOMETHING THATS WHY IT WAS SO HARD FOR ME TO REALIZE I WAS ACE BECAUSE I … Continue reading <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3443,267],"class_list":["post-9711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-exactly","tag-lol","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9711\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}