{"id":9689,"date":"2016-01-16T21:31:02","date_gmt":"2016-01-16T21:31:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/16\/thoughts-on-the-types-from-an-infp\/"},"modified":"2016-01-16T21:31:02","modified_gmt":"2016-01-16T21:31:02","slug":"thoughts-on-the-types-from-an-infp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/16\/thoughts-on-the-types-from-an-infp\/","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts on the types, from an infp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Istj: i can really jam with you and i have the maddest respect for you, but i hope you eventually feel the need to lose it and do reckless shit one day<br \/>\nEstp: you&#8217;re cool as hell but you also intimidate the shit out of me, like, i&#8217;m a timid bird give me a chance here<br \/>\nIstp: i&#8217;ve never met one, you sound frightening yet simultaneously like huge dorks<br \/>\nEstj: the ones i know are domineering as fuck like, don&#8217;t do this i&#8217;m a free spirited flower, i&#8217;ll bite you, don&#8217;t touch me, jeez&#8230;<br \/>\nIsfj: angels. You&#8217;re angels, damn it!<br \/>\nIsfp: we get on but simultaneously we don&#8217;t and it&#8217;s strange. And i always feel like the cynical bad guy around you people<br \/>\nEsfp: you&#8217;re lovely and easy company but PLEASE CALM DOWN SOMETIMES PLEASE<br \/>\nEsfj: you&#8217;re a wonderful angel but you need to learn how to let things go, for your own sake<br \/>\nInfj: you seem chill but simultaneously not. Like you have a dark side or some such dramatic thing. And you worry far too much!<br \/>\nInfp: i don&#8217;t know any of you! Where are you? You&#8217;re the only ones who understand. You&#8217;re the only ones who know this hell i&#8217;m living with<br \/>\nEnfp: we can laugh about bizarre shit together and it&#8217;s magnificent. Also do you hate literally everyone?<br \/>\nEnfj: i&#8217;m rooting for you so hard, and i always have done<br \/>\nIntj: we&#8217;ve known each other a long time and i get you. I see through you. I know all your ways. I&#8217;m rooting for you too<br \/>\nIntp: you&#8217;re weird as hell and it&#8217;s absolutely great, but i really wholeheartedly wish you could be happy<br \/>\nEntp: you cover the pain with dank memes<br \/>\nEntj: i don&#8217;t think i know any entjs. I don&#8217;t think i&#8217;d fuck with an entj. You seem frightening but if i can hack the intj then surely i can hack you guys&#8230; Right..?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Istj: i can really jam with you and i have the maddest respect for you, but i hope you eventually feel the need to lose it and do reckless shit one day Estp: you&#8217;re cool as hell but you also intimidate the shit out of me, like, i&#8217;m a timid bird give me a chance &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/16\/thoughts-on-the-types-from-an-infp\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Thoughts on the types, from an infp<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3436,3435,3437,3438,3434],"class_list":["post-9689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-and-he-said-yeah-sorta","tag-and-i-asked-if-this-is-what-he-felt","tag-and-i-said-youre-not-wrong","tag-and-we-both-started-laughing-like-crazies","tag-my-infp-husband-sent-this-to-me-enfp","post_format-post-format-chat","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9689"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9689\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}