{"id":9310,"date":"2016-02-28T23:19:09","date_gmt":"2016-02-28T23:19:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/02\/28\/doctor-segmentium-lets-be-honest-though\/"},"modified":"2016-02-28T23:19:09","modified_gmt":"2016-02-28T23:19:09","slug":"doctor-segmentium-lets-be-honest-though","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/02\/28\/doctor-segmentium-lets-be-honest-though\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/doctor-segmentium.tumblr.com\/post\/140159332064\">doctor-segmentium<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>let\u2019s be honest though, millennial hate is totally a thing rich folks started because they\u2019re pissed that we have really unpredictable consumer habits and it isn\u2019t as easy to get us to buy into stuff, so they\u2019re mad we aren\u2019t just money giving\/traditional economy supporting machines like they expected us to be <\/p>\n<p>like look at how much millennial hate articles are things like \u201cmillennials aren\u2019t eating cereal and it\u2019s hurting the cereal industry\u201d or \u201cmillennials aren\u2019t buying houses and that\u2019s bad\u201d or \u201cmillennials #1 utmost priority isn\u2019t trying to make as much money as possible\u201d and rich folks are mad about it, so just posturing our unpredictability\/nontraditional values as \u201claziness\u201d gets everyone else on board the hate train in some weird attempt to collectively subdue us<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>doctor-segmentium: let\u2019s be honest though, millennial hate is totally a thing rich folks started because they\u2019re pissed that we have really unpredictable consumer habits and it isn\u2019t as easy to get us to buy into stuff, so they\u2019re mad we aren\u2019t just money giving\/traditional economy supporting machines like they expected us to be like look &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/02\/28\/doctor-segmentium-lets-be-honest-though\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}