{"id":9097,"date":"2016-03-15T23:02:19","date_gmt":"2016-03-15T23:02:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/15\/bramblepatch-leagueofaveragefolk\/"},"modified":"2016-03-15T23:02:19","modified_gmt":"2016-03-15T23:02:19","slug":"bramblepatch-leagueofaveragefolk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/15\/bramblepatch-leagueofaveragefolk\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bramblepatch.tumblr.com\/post\/141105912933\">bramblepatch<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/leagueofaveragefolk.tumblr.com\/post\/141105604177\">leagueofaveragefolk<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bramblepatch.tumblr.com\/post\/141102475683\">bramblepatch<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>guys whine about being \u201cbeta males\u201d like no shit most people would rather wait for the stable release than fight with your unspeakably broken user interface and that weird glitch where you clip through a wall and end up in the friend zone<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Guess that would make alpha males where they don\u2019t have the textures finished yet,  so it\u2019s all primary colors with no shading or nuance.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I mean<\/p>\n<p>I feel like that\u2019s a pretty good description of a guy in a polo shirt<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bramblepatch: leagueofaveragefolk: bramblepatch: guys whine about being \u201cbeta males\u201d like no shit most people would rather wait for the stable release than fight with your unspeakably broken user interface and that weird glitch where you clip through a wall and end up in the friend zone Guess that would make alpha males where they don\u2019t &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/15\/bramblepatch-leagueofaveragefolk\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}