{"id":9062,"date":"2016-03-17T02:33:07","date_gmt":"2016-03-17T02:33:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/17\/jellyfishjammin-the-i-am-a-piece-of-shit-and\/"},"modified":"2016-03-17T02:33:07","modified_gmt":"2016-03-17T02:33:07","slug":"jellyfishjammin-the-i-am-a-piece-of-shit-and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/17\/jellyfishjammin-the-i-am-a-piece-of-shit-and\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jellyfishjammin.tumblr.com\/post\/108413107522\">jellyfishjammin<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The \u201cI am a piece of shit and nobody will ever love me\u201d factoid is actually a statistical error. You actually are fantastic and infinitely worthy of people\u2019s company. \u00a0That person you used to care about, who taught you to hate yourself by abandoning you, is an outlier and should not have been counted<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jellyfishjammin: The \u201cI am a piece of shit and nobody will ever love me\u201d factoid is actually a statistical error. You actually are fantastic and infinitely worthy of people\u2019s company. \u00a0That person you used to care about, who taught you to hate yourself by abandoning you, is an outlier and should not have been counted<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9062"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9062\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}