{"id":9033,"date":"2016-03-18T22:37:12","date_gmt":"2016-03-18T22:37:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/18\/stimmyabby-sinesalvatorem\/"},"modified":"2016-03-18T22:37:12","modified_gmt":"2016-03-18T22:37:12","slug":"stimmyabby-sinesalvatorem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/18\/stimmyabby-sinesalvatorem\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/stimmyabby.tumblr.com\/post\/140999375037\">stimmyabby<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/sinesalvatorem.tumblr.com\/post\/140868281081\">sinesalvatorem<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/theverysarcasticscientist.tumblr.com\/post\/140161593619\">theverysarcasticscientist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/derinthemadscientist.tumblr.com\/post\/108168443770\">derinthemadscientist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bonequeer.tumblr.com\/post\/107949269424\">bonequeer<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/angels-are-watching.tumblr.com\/post\/107941756710\">angels-are-watching<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Can we please talk about how our history teacher sent a <i>barbie to the smithsonian as proof of the presence of man two million years ago<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>pleas,e for the love of God read the whole letter, there are tears streamign down my face rn<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Can we please talk about how your history teacher has done this sort of thing enough times that he has his own specimen shelf in the Smithsonian<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cyours in science\u201d tho<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cB. Clams don\u2019t have teeth\u201d is the part where I lost it.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"https:\/\/tmblr.co\/m_iGE_54pxf_9kTJnkcF4nw\">@zozi-writes<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>but why the grammatical errors????<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stimmyabby: sinesalvatorem: theverysarcasticscientist: derinthemadscientist: bonequeer: angels-are-watching: Can we please talk about how our history teacher sent a barbie to the smithsonian as proof of the presence of man two million years ago pleas,e for the love of God read the whole letter, there are tears streamign down my face rn Can we please talk about &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/18\/stimmyabby-sinesalvatorem\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9033"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9033\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}