{"id":9000,"date":"2016-03-20T23:16:29","date_gmt":"2016-03-20T23:16:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/20\/the-signs-as-ham-hams\/"},"modified":"2016-03-20T23:16:29","modified_gmt":"2016-03-20T23:16:29","slug":"the-signs-as-ham-hams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/20\/the-signs-as-ham-hams\/","title":{"rendered":"the signs as ham-hams!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/calastrology.tumblr.com\/post\/141374154707\">calastrology<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>aries &#8211; <\/b>howdy<b> <\/b><i>(hot-headed, passionate)\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>taurus &#8211; <\/b>oxnard<b> <\/b><i>(comforting, lazy)\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>gemini &#8211; <\/b>penelope<b> <\/b><i>(curious, deep)\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>cancer &#8211; <\/b>pashmina<i> (protective, emotional)\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>leo &#8211; <\/b>boss<b> <\/b><i>(generous, domineering)\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>virgo &#8211; <\/b>dexter<i> (analytical, helpful)\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>libra &#8211; <\/b>bijou<b> <\/b><i>(kind, delicate)\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>scorpio &#8211; <\/b>cappy<b> <\/b><i>(cautious, guarded)<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>sagittarius &#8211; <\/b>hamtaro<b> <\/b><i>(fun-loving, curious)\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>capricorn &#8211; <\/b>maxwell<b> <\/b><i>(loving, reserved)\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>aquarius &#8211; <\/b>panda<b> <\/b><i>(easygoing, genuine)\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>pisces &#8211; <\/b>stan + sandy <i>(creative, laid-back)\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>calastrology: aries &#8211; howdy (hot-headed, passionate)\u00a0 taurus &#8211; oxnard (comforting, lazy)\u00a0 gemini &#8211; penelope (curious, deep)\u00a0 cancer &#8211; pashmina (protective, emotional)\u00a0 leo &#8211; boss (generous, domineering)\u00a0 virgo &#8211; dexter (analytical, helpful)\u00a0 libra &#8211; bijou (kind, delicate)\u00a0 scorpio &#8211; cappy (cautious, guarded) sagittarius &#8211; hamtaro (fun-loving, curious)\u00a0 capricorn &#8211; maxwell (loving, reserved)\u00a0 aquarius &#8211; panda (easygoing, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/20\/the-signs-as-ham-hams\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">the signs as ham-hams!!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3302],"class_list":["post-9000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-i-always-did-love-dexter","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9000"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9000\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}