{"id":8364,"date":"2016-05-15T18:04:45","date_gmt":"2016-05-15T18:04:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/05\/15\/zootopia-was-so-good\/"},"modified":"2016-05-15T18:04:45","modified_gmt":"2016-05-15T18:04:45","slug":"zootopia-was-so-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/05\/15\/zootopia-was-so-good\/","title":{"rendered":"Zootopia was so good!"},"content":{"rendered":"

chelonianmobile<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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theferrets<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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verdantbones<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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meskri<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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armedandgayngerous<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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samael<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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ratboigles<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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myutsuu<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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ratboigles<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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meatmage<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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myutsuu<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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myutsuu<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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but\u2026otters are predators<\/i>?<\/p>\n

otters?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

such brutality<\/p>\n

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such violence<\/p>\n

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THE HUMANITY<\/p>\n

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They do eat meat<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

giant otters are technically like, an apex predator and apparently can even take on small crocs\/caimans\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

OTTERS COME IN SUPER SIZE?! WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

him big<\/p>\n

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him pretty big<\/p>\n

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Size:Up to 6 ft (1.8 m)<\/p>\n

Weight:75 lbs (34 kg)<\/p>\n

Relative:Size relative to a 6-ft (2-m) man\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

do people not believe they eat fish and shellfish just because they look cute? god, what if we tell them about cats<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

IIRC they eat ducks and stuff if they can get them; they\u2019re basically monster amphibious weasels.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

That\u2019s why they\u2019re also known as river wolves.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Uh.. what did you think they ate with those teeth?
American river otter: (though they normally eat fish and crunch and swallow the shells of mussels and crayfish with their powerful jaws)\u00a0<\/p>\n

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South American giant otter:<\/p>\n

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And don\u2019t anyone forget that even the tiniest mustelids are vicious\/adorable killing machines that can kill prey many times their size:<\/p>\n

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My business\u2019s ancestors\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Tiny precious murdering socks!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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