{"id":8252,"date":"2016-05-22T22:34:38","date_gmt":"2016-05-22T22:34:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/05\/22\/the-types-as-quotes-from-people-with-that-type\/"},"modified":"2016-05-22T22:34:38","modified_gmt":"2016-05-22T22:34:38","slug":"the-types-as-quotes-from-people-with-that-type","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/05\/22\/the-types-as-quotes-from-people-with-that-type\/","title":{"rendered":"The types as quotes from people with that type:"},"content":{"rendered":"

caveatspectator<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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The types as quotes from actual people with that type:<\/p>\n

ESFP – \u201cWell the sales tax in Hawaii is really good so I had to buy couture shoes to capatalize on that.\u201d<\/p>\n

ESFJ – \u201cYou look sad. Do you want to talk about your nemesis? Will that help?\u201d<\/p>\n

ESTP – \u201cI\u2019m not saying I would have sex with myself, just that if there were three of me and the other two were; well, I\u2019d watch.\u201d<\/p>\n

ESTJ – \u201cIt\u2019s not that you\u2019re wrong so much as you are breaking the rules, and the rules clearly state that you\u2019re an idiot.\u201d<\/p>\n

ENFP – \u201cPaint ball is better than lazer tag because there\u2019s the potetial to get hurt and why bother otherwise.\u201d<\/p>\n

ENFJ – \u201cThis makes me want to write a haiku about my feelings, I\u2019m going to put it on the back of my next mixtape.\u201d<\/p>\n

ENTP – \u201cPlease dont be dissapointed in me but I started a protest in class because I was bored.\u201d<\/p>\n

ENTJ – \u201cI made you a list of why you\u2019re wrong. It\u2019s three pages and not even double spaced.\u201d<\/p>\n

ISFP – \u201cI think if you look hard enough everybody is a tortured soul. Like Lana Del Ray.\u201d<\/p>\n

ISFJ – \u201cI don\u2019t know how to help I already made a casserole what do I do\u201d<\/p>\n

ISTP – \u201cGo get the iodine I found my flame thrower.\u201d<\/p>\n

ISTJ – \u201cYou don\u2019t understand, I love this venitian plaster wall more than you.\u201d<\/p>\n

INFP – \u201cI made myself sad thinking about a divorced fox just now. His poor children.\u201d<\/p>\n

INFJ – \u201cI don\u2019t know I just had a feeling.\u201d<\/p>\n

INTP – \u201cI could be lying but-\u201d \/\/walks away\/\/<\/p>\n

INTJ – \u201cHave you considered lobotomising yourself in the name of science?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

caveatspectator: The types as quotes from actual people with that type: ESFP – \u201cWell the sales tax in Hawaii is really good so I had to buy couture shoes to capatalize on that.\u201d ESFJ – \u201cYou look sad. Do you want to talk about your nemesis? Will that help?\u201d ESTP – \u201cI\u2019m not saying I … Continue reading The types as quotes from people with that type:<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2209,3215,3214],"class_list":["post-8252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-enfp","tag-man-i-feel-weird-now","tag-well-its-not-wrong","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}