{"id":8185,"date":"2016-10-16T15:57:07","date_gmt":"2016-10-16T15:57:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/10\/16\/roachpatrol-ladysomnambule-hashtagdion\/"},"modified":"2016-10-16T15:57:07","modified_gmt":"2016-10-16T15:57:07","slug":"roachpatrol-ladysomnambule-hashtagdion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/10\/16\/roachpatrol-ladysomnambule-hashtagdion\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

roachpatrol<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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ladysomnambule<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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hashtagdion<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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White dudes: <\/b>I don\u2019t know who\u2019s worse: Hillary or Trump.<\/p>\n

LGBTQ people: <\/b>Trump is.<\/p>\n

Black people: <\/b>Trump is.<\/p>\n

Undocumented immigrants: <\/b>Trump.<\/p>\n

Muslims: <\/b>It\u2019s Trump.<\/p>\n

Women: <\/b>Trump duh.<\/p>\n

White dudes: <\/b>*shoves head deeper into ass* I just\u2026 don\u2019t\u2026 know\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Nope. I\u2019m a woman, they\u2019re both awful. Neither deserve to be president. \ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

being president isn\u2019t a special award you get by being a wonderful person who\u2019s never done anything wrong. being president is a job<\/i>\u00a0two people are trying to be hired for<\/i>. one of them is the endorsed candidate of literally actual nazis, and<\/i> the KKK, and<\/i> vladmir putin,\u00a0and<\/i> will gain access to nuclear weapons if appointed president. his running mate is very open about wanting to roll back rights for women to turn of the last century or earlier. he himself has failed at every single business venture he\u2019s managed and has been sued repeatedly for sexual assault. he\u2019s being sued again this month for raping a thirteen year old. \u00a0<\/p>\n

the other candidate is a successful politician, who\u2019s got a proven track record of voting very progressively for the times she\u2019s been in office, who openly regrets many of her earlier and more racist positions and statements, and who is working to make amends. she\u2019s lied significantly less than most of her peers. she listens to her constituency way<\/i>\u00a0more.\u00a0she\u2019s almost exactly as progressive as bernie sanders, and has gotten a lot more done than him too, while<\/i>\u00a0being a woman under constant investigation for corruption and wrong-doing, neither of which was ever found. \u00a0<\/p>\n

if they\u2019re both awful, clinton is awful like a stubbed toe and trump is awful like disembowelment. and one of them is going<\/i>\u00a0to be president. suck it the fuck up.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

roachpatrol: ladysomnambule: hashtagdion: White dudes: I don\u2019t know who\u2019s worse: Hillary or Trump. LGBTQ people: Trump is. Black people: Trump is. Undocumented immigrants: Trump. Muslims: It\u2019s Trump. Women: Trump duh. White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just\u2026 don\u2019t\u2026 know\u2026 Nope. I\u2019m a woman, they\u2019re both awful. Neither deserve to be president. \ud83d\ude10 being … Continue reading <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[869],"class_list":["post-8185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-politics","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}