{"id":8155,"date":"2016-11-07T06:13:01","date_gmt":"2016-11-07T06:13:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/11\/07\/the-real-question-is-as-ice-skaters-would-they\/"},"modified":"2016-11-07T06:13:01","modified_gmt":"2016-11-07T06:13:01","slug":"the-real-question-is-as-ice-skaters-would-they","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/11\/07\/the-real-question-is-as-ice-skaters-would-they\/","title":{"rendered":"The real question is as ice skaters would they just use their skates to murder people? And then they could mutilate people with the skates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/popcornfrommars.tumblr.com\/post\/152845935000\/the-real-question-is-as-ice-skaters-would-they\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">popcornfrommars<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/victuuri.tumblr.com\/post\/152844126065\/the-real-question-is-as-ice-skaters-would-they\">victuuri<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>WHY ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT WAYS TO MURDER PEOPLE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*continues whispering*\u00a0<a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"https:\/\/tmblr.co\/m2pFXyuJiWiLGMxNM3xgbwg\">@gabapple<\/a> <a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"https:\/\/tmblr.co\/mrPAqDWV9Kbc5Go8EmcccHg\">@mamodewberry<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>popcornfrommars: victuuri: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT WAYS TO MURDER PEOPLE *continues whispering*\u00a0@gabapple @mamodewberry<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3205],"class_list":["post-8155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-more-coughing","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}