{"id":8150,"date":"2016-11-11T05:14:05","date_gmt":"2016-11-11T05:14:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/11\/11\/kazooie-everythingcanadian-ariaste\/"},"modified":"2018-12-04T09:37:47","modified_gmt":"2018-12-04T09:37:47","slug":"kazooie-everythingcanadian-ariaste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/11\/11\/kazooie-everythingcanadian-ariaste\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-8150 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/11\/11\/kazooie-everythingcanadian-ariaste\/attachment\/8151\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/tumblr_o9m5qcGnfT1qcoe6lo1_640-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/tumblr_o9m5qcGnfT1qcoe6lo1_640-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/tumblr_o9m5qcGnfT1qcoe6lo1_640-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kazooie.tumblr.com\/post\/153024093818\">kazooie<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/everythingcanadian.tumblr.com\/post\/146837300159\">everythingcanadian<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ariaste.tumblr.com\/post\/146780262289\">ariaste<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/wildhaunt.tumblr.com\/post\/146759774669\">wildhaunt<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/everkings.tumblr.com\/post\/146754999891\">everkings<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kid-communism.tumblr.com\/post\/146737870779\">kid-communism<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/combatbooty.tumblr.com\/post\/146736540082\">combatbooty<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>3) mostly mined with slave labor<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don\u2019t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>5) <a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com%2Fwp-dyn%2Fcontent%2Farticle%2F2010%2F07%2F02%2FAR2010070203990.html&amp;t=OGJjYTg2ZDM5ODczZjEyYjRiMGRkZGVlZTE2NGJmYmU4ODRjNGUyYixCSkF6Y3ZBYQ%3D%3D\">They aren\u2019t actually that rare<\/a> and the price is artificially inflated.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Pro tip from a former Jared\u2019s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They\u2019re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like\u2026 $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they\u2019ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial\u2019s engagement ring.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>THANK YOU EX-JARED\u2019S BASED GOD.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>6) because Rose Quartz leader of the Crystal Gems killed your diamond and she was the only diamond for you<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>OH US MILLENNIALS. WE\u2019RE SUCH GARBAGE WITH OUR RESISTANCE TO BEING BULLIED INTO STUPIDLY EXPENSIVE AND ULTIMATELY POINTLESS \u201cINVESTMENTS!!!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00af_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kazooie: everythingcanadian: ariaste: wildhaunt: everkings: kid-communism: combatbooty: 1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us 3) mostly mined with slave labor 4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don\u2019t &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/11\/11\/kazooie-everythingcanadian-ariaste\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8152,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8150\/revisions\/8152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}