{"id":7773,"date":"2017-02-02T13:28:07","date_gmt":"2017-02-02T13:28:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2017\/02\/02\/trueculprit-whatlikeitshard-sashayed\/"},"modified":"2018-12-04T09:16:12","modified_gmt":"2018-12-04T09:16:12","slug":"trueculprit-whatlikeitshard-sashayed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2017\/02\/02\/trueculprit-whatlikeitshard-sashayed\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-7773 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2017\/02\/02\/trueculprit-whatlikeitshard-sashayed\/attachment\/7774\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/tumblr_nufsxnutIo1qcffyto1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/tumblr_nufsxnutIo1qcffyto1_1280-150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/tumblr_nufsxnutIo1qcffyto1_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/trueculprit.tumblr.com\/post\/130073125030\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">trueculprit<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com\/post\/130055277062\">whatlikeitshard<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/sashayed.tumblr.com\/post\/128888679295\">sashayed<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/sashayed.tumblr.com\/post\/128744739800\">sashayed<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/sashayed.tumblr.com\/post\/128744279610\">sashayed<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>who wants to buy this book I will never get around to writing<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Chapter 1: Haha Just Kidding, ADD Was Made Up By Pfizer. Anyway Unrelated I Am Uniquely Bad At Being Alive and No One Can Figure Out Why<\/p>\n<p>Chapter 2: Where Did I Put That? Nope, It\u2019s Gone<\/p>\n<p>Chapter 3: Why Being Bored Is Literally The Same As Dying<\/p>\n<p>Chapter 4: ADD And Your Love Life: Why Bother?<\/p>\n<p>Chapter 5: A Short Story I Drew About A Little Rabbit Named Herbert Who Goes On Adventures<\/p>\n<p>Chapter 6: I Don\u2019t Have Time To Not Be Photoshopping<\/p>\n<p>Chapter 7: You Interrupted Me in the Middle of Tetris And Other Reasons I\u2019ll Be Making Your Life A Sulky Hell All Day\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Chapter 8: Where Can A Grown-Up Go to Scream? (Nowhere.)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Chapter 9: You Just Told Me Huge News About Your Life, but I Don\u2019t Know What It Was Because There\u2019s a TV in the Corner of This Bar<\/p>\n<p>Chapter 10: I Would Love to Tell You Why I Am Crying, but I Already Forgot. It\u2019s Just Happening Now<\/p>\n<p>Chapter 11: Bankruptcy<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Chapter 12: I Have Walked into This Room Five Times and Neglected to Address The Reason I Originally Did So Each Time<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Chapter 13: Public Embarrassment: Is it Real?<\/p>\n<p>Chapter 14: All the Facts I Learned When I Read Wikipedia for Five Hours Yesterday<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>trueculprit: whatlikeitshard: sashayed: sashayed: sashayed: who wants to buy this book I will never get around to writing Chapter 1: Haha Just Kidding, ADD Was Made Up By Pfizer. Anyway Unrelated I Am Uniquely Bad At Being Alive and No One Can Figure Out Why Chapter 2: Where Did I Put That? Nope, It\u2019s Gone &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2017\/02\/02\/trueculprit-whatlikeitshard-sashayed\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3109,3108],"class_list":["post-7773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-and-also-sobbing","tag-im-likewise-laughing","post_format-post-format-gallery","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7773"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7775,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7773\/revisions\/7775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}