{"id":7665,"date":"2017-02-21T05:59:07","date_gmt":"2017-02-21T05:59:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2017\/02\/21\/the-queen-poetico-theotherwesley\/"},"modified":"2017-02-21T05:59:07","modified_gmt":"2017-02-21T05:59:07","slug":"the-queen-poetico-theotherwesley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2017\/02\/21\/the-queen-poetico-theotherwesley\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

the-queen-poetico<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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theotherwesley<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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introvertedgeek<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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wizardshark<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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constant-instigator<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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stele3<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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dannerzz<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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brother-mouse<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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dannerzz<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, \u201cwow are u wearing that to impress me\u201d and i said, \u201cstar wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Congratulations. You\u2019re dating people who for the longest time have been putting up with bullying, mocking, and scorn for most of their lives. That kind of shit stays with people. So imagine their surprise when they see a member of the opposite sex, who I\u2019m assuming is really attractive in comparison to most people, wear attire that reps nerd culture. Which even though is accepted by the masses (if you\u2019re reasonably attractive) is still rare. Now I\u2019m not saying that you\u2019re not allowed to be scornful I\u2019m just saying expect it and don\u2019t be surprised when you hear it<\/b>. Ok? OK.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

why i dont date fucking nerds: exhibit B<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Bolded emphasis mine. Gross.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Stands on nearest chair: ATTENTION MALE NERDS. YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM A SHORTAGE OF FEMALE NERDS. THERE ARE VAST NUMBERS OF US, AND WE RARELY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING EACH OTHER. YOU ARE WITHOUT FEMALE COMPANY BECAUSE YOU ARE WHINEY ASSBABIES WHO THINK YOU OWN THINGS BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM, AND BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW THINK YOU SUFFER BULLYING WHEREAS GIRL NERDS SOMEHOW NEVER DO. STOP PRETENDING YOU GET TO BE ASSHOLES BECAUSE YOU HAVE A \u201cTRAGIC PAST\u201d OR YOU WILL DIE ALONE. IF YOU THINK GIRL NERDS DON\u2019T GET BULLIED IT\u2019S LIKELY BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS DON\u2019T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE OF THIS SORT OF ATTITUDE.<\/b><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

also: fucking no one mocks nerds anymore. Game of thrones is the most watched show on tv, everyone and their mom is playing video games, dungeons and dragons is more popular than it\u2019s ever been.<\/b><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To conclude<\/p>\n

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i\u2019m obligated to reblog the Critical Whale<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Fucking thank you<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

SCREAMING ^^^ THIS<\/p>\n

I was ALWAYS nice to the nerds and sometimes they were nice back (like the guy I married; he’s super chill!), but most of the time they had this HUGE CHIP ON THEIR SHOULDER AND TOOK IT OUT ON ME even though I was nothing but REALLY NICE and PATIENT and KIND and it was like WTF? we\u2019re into the same things and I\u2019m trying to be friends?? CAN YOU LIKE… NOT… BITE MY FACE OFF FOR TWO SECONDS? I\u2019M SORRY if someone hurt you in the past but you need to NOT ATTACK PEOPLE if you want to make new friends there are plenty of people out there for you but NO ONE WILL WANT TO if you are a HUGE ASSHOLE, END OF STORY.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

the-queen-poetico: theotherwesley: introvertedgeek: wizardshark: constant-instigator: stele3: dannerzz: brother-mouse: dannerzz: i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, \u201cwow are u wearing that to impress me\u201d and i said, \u201cstar wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its … Continue reading <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7665"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7665\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}