{"id":7604,"date":"2017-03-19T09:40:36","date_gmt":"2017-03-19T09:40:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2017\/03\/19\/sonofhistory-slutshame-alexanderhamilton\/"},"modified":"2017-03-19T09:40:36","modified_gmt":"2017-03-19T09:40:36","slug":"sonofhistory-slutshame-alexanderhamilton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2017\/03\/19\/sonofhistory-slutshame-alexanderhamilton\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sonofhistory.tumblr.com\/post\/158518481824\/slutshame-alexanderhamilton-ciceroprofacto\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">sonofhistory<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/slutshame-alexanderhamilton.tumblr.com\/post\/158518016531\/ciceroprofacto-slutshame-alexanderhamilton\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">slutshame-alexanderhamilton<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ciceroprofacto.tumblr.com\/post\/158514632351\/slutshame-alexanderhamilton\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">ciceroprofacto<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/slutshame-alexanderhamilton.tumblr.com\/post\/158514497536\/itriedfishfingersandcustard\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">slutshame-alexanderhamilton<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/itriedfishfingersandcustard.tumblr.com\/post\/158502059095\/slutshame-alexanderhamilton-andsamadams\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">itriedfishfingersandcustard<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/slutshame-alexanderhamilton.tumblr.com\/post\/158494957436\/andsamadams-sniktbub-john-marshall\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">slutshame-alexanderhamilton<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/andsamadams.tumblr.com\/post\/158493963734\/sniktbub-john-marshall-john-marshall\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">andsamadams<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sniktbub.tumblr.com\/post\/158492471027\/john-marshall-john-marshall-john-marshall\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">sniktbub<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/john-marshall.tumblr.com\/post\/158492272951\/john-marshall-john-marshall-we-should-seek\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">john-marshall<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/john-marshall.tumblr.com\/post\/158478524521\/john-marshall-we-should-seek-to-engineer-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">john-marshall<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/john-marshall.tumblr.com\/post\/158472396356\/we-should-seek-to-engineer-the-worst-hamilton-fic\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">john-marshall<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>we should seek to engineer the worst hamilton fic possible and it should include burr and hamilton being differentiated solely by terms like \u201cthe older man\u201d\/\u201cthe younger man\u201d and \u201cthe taller man\u201d\/\u201cthe shorter man\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>also everyone is referred to using epithets based on their birthplace<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Second person?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>its a modern college au and hamilton is a communist sjw<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>it\u2019s in the format of a group chat conversation between everyone in the musical<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Bonus points for mentioning John Laurens\u2019 11.5 inch dick<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Lafayette must speak in Google Translate French at all times and end every sentence with \u201cmon amie!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>John Lauren\u2019s has to have a turtle with him at all times<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>everyone interns for Washington\u2019s political campaign. there aren\u2019t\u00a0any specifics, but it\u2019s political and impressive<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Aaron Burr exists solely to annoy Hamilton, but the reason why is never explained<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Thomas Jefferson eats only macaroni and cheese with purple food coloring dye.  <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sonofhistory: slutshame-alexanderhamilton: ciceroprofacto: slutshame-alexanderhamilton: itriedfishfingersandcustard: slutshame-alexanderhamilton: andsamadams: sniktbub: john-marshall: john-marshall: john-marshall: we should seek to engineer the worst hamilton fic possible and it should include burr and hamilton being differentiated solely by terms like \u201cthe older man\u201d\/\u201cthe younger man\u201d and \u201cthe taller man\u201d\/\u201cthe shorter man\u201d also everyone is referred to using epithets based on their &hellip; 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