{"id":7501,"date":"2017-06-01T05:19:38","date_gmt":"2017-06-01T05:19:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2017\/06\/01\/satedghost-numinous-queer-thelesseroftwo\/"},"modified":"2018-12-04T09:03:59","modified_gmt":"2018-12-04T09:03:59","slug":"satedghost-numinous-queer-thelesseroftwo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2017\/06\/01\/satedghost-numinous-queer-thelesseroftwo\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/satedghost.tumblr.com\/post\/153847327415\/numinous-queer-thelesseroftwo-is-russia-even\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">satedghost<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/numinous-queer.tumblr.com\/post\/153839136209\/thelesseroftwo-is-russia-even-real-i-think-it\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">numinous-queer<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thelesseroftwo.tumblr.com\/post\/153284187606\">thelesseroftwo<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Is Russia even real<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she\u2019s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh Stepa! So little \u2013 little Stepa! My little kiss, where\u2019s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!\u201d *shakes his paw* \u201cSay hello! Hello my little one! Hello!\u201d *lies down on him* \u201cOh how nice, how warm. Good boy\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of\u00a0\u201csteve\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"attribution\">(<span>Source:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/satedghost.tumblr.com\/\">http:\/\/satedghost.tumblr.com\/<\/a>)<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>satedghost: numinous-queer: thelesseroftwo: Is Russia even real I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she\u2019s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat: \u201cOh Stepa! So little \u2013 little Stepa! My little kiss, where\u2019s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2017\/06\/01\/satedghost-numinous-queer-thelesseroftwo\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"video","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-video","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-video","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7501"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7502,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7501\/revisions\/7502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}