{"id":7401,"date":"2018-01-07T03:29:49","date_gmt":"2018-01-07T03:29:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2018\/01\/07\/amuletgays-kickingshoes\/"},"modified":"2018-01-07T03:29:49","modified_gmt":"2018-01-07T03:29:49","slug":"amuletgays-kickingshoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2018\/01\/07\/amuletgays-kickingshoes\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/amuletgays.tumblr.com\/post\/169270874050\/kickingshoes-sunshineoptimismandangels\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">amuletgays<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kickingshoes.tumblr.com\/post\/169270815572\/sunshineoptimismandangels-roachpatrol\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">kickingshoes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sunshineoptimismandangels.tumblr.com\/post\/168821743458\/roachpatrol-captaincrusher-kncrowder88\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">sunshineoptimismandangels<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/roachpatrol.tumblr.com\/post\/168765409827\/captaincrusher-kncrowder88-lolcat76\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">roachpatrol<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/captaincrusher.tumblr.com\/post\/168742524624\/kncrowder88-lolcat76-dealanexmachina\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">captaincrusher<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kncrowder88.tumblr.com\/post\/168742235749\/lolcat76-dealanexmachina-nextraordinaire\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">kncrowder88<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lolcat76.tumblr.com\/post\/168733826660\/dealanexmachina-nextraordinaire-hellm0uths\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">lolcat76<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dealanexmachina.tumblr.com\/post\/153908508952\/nextraordinaire-hellm0uths-pulls-up-to-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">dealanexmachina<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nextraordinaire.tumblr.com\/post\/153399972627\/hellm0uths-pulls-up-to-the-fanfic-drive-thru\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">nextraordinaire<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/hellm0uths.tumblr.com\/post\/100048679657\">hellm0uths<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i\u2019ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn\u2019t interested, thanks<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/%2Abored-author%27s-voice-over-the-tannoy%2A-d%27you-want-fluff-with-that%3F\">#*bored author\u2019s voice over the tannoy* d&#8217;you want fluff with that?<\/a>\u00a0(via <a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"https:\/\/tmblr.co\/m9YOwf52KY0QBn9-rMaKHBQ\">@amarriageoftrueminds<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>#sure and if you can throw in an extra \u201csharing one bed\u201d trope, that would be great.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>How much is it to supersize to smut?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>So if you get smut and fluff from a drive thru where do you go for angst and dark?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That you order from the guy in the trenchcoat in the alley.<br \/>\u201cYou want angst? I got angst\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*sticks my withered goblin paw out from under the bed* psst kid i got\u00a0\u2018they both think the other one is dead for like seven chapters\u2019\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Reader: \u201cHow much will that be?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Author: \u201cJust a comment. Please for the love of God leave a comment.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cDo you take fanart?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Do we take fanart of course we take fanart we turn into big puddles of delighted goo for fanart<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>amuletgays: kickingshoes: sunshineoptimismandangels: roachpatrol: captaincrusher: kncrowder88: lolcat76: dealanexmachina: nextraordinaire: hellm0uths: *pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i\u2019ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn\u2019t interested, thanks #*bored author\u2019s voice over the tannoy* d&#8217;you want fluff with that?\u00a0(via @amarriageoftrueminds) #sure and if you can throw &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2018\/01\/07\/amuletgays-kickingshoes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3055,3056],"class_list":["post-7401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-aaron-sent-this-to-me","tag-its-perfect","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7401\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}