CarpetCrawler: AARON, YOU ARE A GOOD MAN
\nCarpetCrawler: note that it took me three tries to type “good” instead of “food”
\nCarpetCrawler: I don’t know why I kept saying food
\nCarpetCrawler: this isn’t my day and I blame being sick
\nGabapple: …. could it be that you are craving his mcnuggies?
\nCarpetCrawler: I don’t want to be your friend anymore<\/p>\n
Gabapple: …
\nSOB. I AM SO SORRY. CARPETJOSH PLEASE<\/p>\n
PLEASE<\/p>\n
PLZ<\/p>\n
ILU ;_______; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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