{"id":5237,"date":"2013-06-13T01:02:14","date_gmt":"2013-06-13T01:02:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/06\/13\/re-the-wild-ones\/"},"modified":"2013-06-13T01:02:14","modified_gmt":"2013-06-13T01:02:14","slug":"re-the-wild-ones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/06\/13\/re-the-wild-ones\/","title":{"rendered":"re: The Wild Ones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(3:17:13 PM) Melissa: I wanna write a story about a lion<br \/>\n(3:17:57 PM) Cori: &#8230;<br \/>\n(3:18:13 PM) Melissa: ala white fang or bambi<br \/>\n(3:18:25 PM) Melissa: with hardly any dialogue at all.. maybe the animals won&#8217;t talk at all<br \/>\n(3:18:51 PM) Melissa: I&#8217;ll write it in 3rd person<br \/>\n(3:21:58 PM) Melissa: all literary, whatever that even means<br \/>\n(3:38:37 PM) Melissa: it&#8217;ll be adult fiction but they&#8217;ll put it in the kid&#8217;s section of the library anyway<br \/>\n(3:38:40 PM) Melissa: because they always do that kind of stuff<br \/>\n(3:38:49 PM) Cori: &#8230;<br \/>\n(3:39:30 PM) Melissa: and it&#8217;ll be made into a movie where del toro directs<br \/>\n(3:39:43 PM) Melissa: so it&#8217;ll be dark and beautiful and more disturbing and bloody than I&#8217;d intended<br \/>\n(3:39:47 PM) Melissa: and will win awards<br \/>\n(3:39:57 PM) Melissa: it&#8217;s a good plan<br \/>\n(3:40:15 PM) Melissa: and there will be plushies of the lion character<br \/>\n(3:40:20 PM) Melissa: and people will go &#8220;wait this is so wrong&#8221;<br \/>\n(3:40:37 PM) Melissa: because he&#8217;s known as the man-eater<br \/>\n(3:42:11 PM) Melissa: you know you like it<br \/>\n(3:42:12 PM) Melissa: \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\n(3:44:48 PM) Cori: &#8230;<br \/>\n(3:45:14 PM) Melissa: it&#8217;s gonna be good<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(3:17:13 PM) Melissa: I wanna write a story about a lion (3:17:57 PM) Cori: &#8230; (3:18:13 PM) Melissa: ala white fang or bambi (3:18:25 PM) Melissa: with hardly any dialogue at all.. maybe the animals won&#8217;t talk at all (3:18:51 PM) Melissa: I&#8217;ll write it in 3rd person (3:21:58 PM) Melissa: all literary, whatever that &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/06\/13\/re-the-wild-ones\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">re: The Wild Ones<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2258,2257],"class_list":["post-5237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-the-wild-ones","tag-this-is-how-it-always-starts","post_format-post-format-chat","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5237\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}