{"id":4027,"date":"2015-08-24T06:04:58","date_gmt":"2015-08-24T06:04:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2015\/08\/24\/my-temperature-is-naturally-968-but-its-been\/"},"modified":"2015-08-24T06:04:58","modified_gmt":"2015-08-24T06:04:58","slug":"my-temperature-is-naturally-968-but-its-been","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2015\/08\/24\/my-temperature-is-naturally-968-but-its-been\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>my temperature is naturally 96.8 but it\u2019s been around 98 lately and so it\u2019s not technically a fever but I keep rubbing my face on my ukulele because it\u2019s so cool and smooth and I\u2019m definitely <i>not<\/i>\u00a0talking about its musical quality because it\u2019s kind of a piece of garbage but I don\u2019t even care right now aahh every time I cough my neck seizes up and my head hurts wah<\/p>\n<p>wah wah wah<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my temperature is naturally 96.8 but it\u2019s been around 98 lately and so it\u2019s not technically a fever but I keep rubbing my face on my ukulele because it\u2019s so cool and smooth and I\u2019m definitely not\u00a0talking about its musical quality because it\u2019s kind of a piece of garbage but I don\u2019t even care right &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2015\/08\/24\/my-temperature-is-naturally-968-but-its-been\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1669,1365],"class_list":["post-4027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-that-is-me","tag-whiny-boobit","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4027\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}