{"id":3991,"date":"2015-08-29T07:42:06","date_gmt":"2015-08-29T07:42:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2015\/08\/29\/pro-tip-im-bored-entertain-me-is-one-of-the\/"},"modified":"2015-08-29T07:42:06","modified_gmt":"2015-08-29T07:42:06","slug":"pro-tip-im-bored-entertain-me-is-one-of-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2015\/08\/29\/pro-tip-im-bored-entertain-me-is-one-of-the\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pro tip: \u201cI\u2019m bored, entertain me\u201d is one of the fastest ways to piss me off and make me completely uninterested in talking to you. \ud83d\ude10\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pro tip: \u201cI\u2019m bored, entertain me\u201d is one of the fastest ways to piss me off and make me completely uninterested in talking to you. \ud83d\ude10\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1654,1653],"class_list":["post-3991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-apologies-for-the-rants-omg","tag-i-should-really-take-nyquil-and-go-to-bed","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3991"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3991\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}