{"id":3108,"date":"2015-11-21T20:52:45","date_gmt":"2015-11-21T20:52:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2015\/11\/21\/hersheys-does-not-make-chocolate-they-make\/"},"modified":"2015-11-21T20:52:45","modified_gmt":"2015-11-21T20:52:45","slug":"hersheys-does-not-make-chocolate-they-make","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2015\/11\/21\/hersheys-does-not-make-chocolate-they-make\/","title":{"rendered":"(( Hershey&#8217;s does not make chocolate. They make this sort of waxy brown crumbly stuff and call it chocolate. Speak not the name of the Hershey, lest we summon it. ))"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is p much the worst.<\/p>\n<p>I recognize that cadbury chocolate tastes p good, but I can\u2019t do more than eat a tiny bit before I give up. Usually, it\u2019s enough to suck the cream out of the cream eggs and then I throw the egg away. ^o^;;;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is p much the worst. I recognize that cadbury chocolate tastes p good, but I can\u2019t do more than eat a tiny bit before I give up. Usually, it\u2019s enough to suck the cream out of the cream eggs and then I throw the egg away. ^o^;;;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[716],"class_list":["post-3108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-askashapeshifter","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}