{"id":2393,"date":"2016-01-12T02:56:07","date_gmt":"2016-01-12T02:56:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/12\/what-a-minute-points-a-finger-at-each-coast-in\/"},"modified":"2016-01-12T02:56:07","modified_gmt":"2016-01-12T02:56:07","slug":"what-a-minute-points-a-finger-at-each-coast-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/12\/what-a-minute-points-a-finger-at-each-coast-in\/","title":{"rendered":"what a minute *points a finger at each coast in confusion* Where abouts do you live again? &#8216;Cause I thought towards the east, but then that would be a loooong wait for dinner O_O"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nono, my friend! I live in the WEST\u2026 In <b><i>UTAH.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/30541243824f5b6760efb923f1a4ccef\/tumblr_inline_o0tk4a3w9W1qfmj9k_540.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>Which is pretty terrible, because it\u2019s 100* F in the summer and 10* F in the winter give or take 20 degrees, and dRY AS HECK.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nono, my friend! I live in the WEST\u2026 In UTAH. Which is pretty terrible, because it\u2019s 100* F in the summer and 10* F in the winter give or take 20 degrees, and dRY AS HECK.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[712,602,1106],"class_list":["post-2393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-podunkmouse","tag-utah","tag-we-also-say-heck-here","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}