{"id":21151,"date":"2014-03-13T05:42:56","date_gmt":"2014-03-13T05:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2014\/03\/13\/they-dont-even-have-spaghetti-in-them-2\/"},"modified":"2014-03-13T05:42:56","modified_gmt":"2014-03-13T05:42:56","slug":"they-dont-even-have-spaghetti-in-them-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2014\/03\/13\/they-dont-even-have-spaghetti-in-them-2\/","title":{"rendered":"they don&#8217;t even have spaghetti in them"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>no, that would be double loading on carbs, which is gross<\/p>\n<p>it&rsquo;s just the spaghetti sauce that makes them <em>spag<\/em>achos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>no, that would be double loading on carbs, which is gross it&rsquo;s just the spaghetti sauce that makes them spagachos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2045],"class_list":["post-21151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-carpetcrawler","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}