{"id":21046,"date":"2014-04-22T07:42:03","date_gmt":"2014-04-22T07:42:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2014\/04\/22\/allergic-to-chocolate-faints-2\/"},"modified":"2014-04-22T07:42:03","modified_gmt":"2014-04-22T07:42:03","slug":"allergic-to-chocolate-faints-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2014\/04\/22\/allergic-to-chocolate-faints-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Allergic to chocolate?! *faints*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>YEP<\/p>\n<p>YEP I AM<\/p>\n<p>but that&rsquo;s okay because it tastes super bitter and gross most of the time to me, anyway. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>YEP YEP I AM but that&rsquo;s okay because it tastes super bitter and gross most of the time to me, anyway. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1863],"class_list":["post-21046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-podunk13","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21046"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21046\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}